Babalingus

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When your bladder and bowel decide to throw a party and ruin your day

My dog just did babalingus on my brand new carpet. I'm gonna cry.

I tried to be cool and hold it in, but my pants exploded. Babalingus, baby.

My kid did babalingus in the pool. Now it's a sludge pool.

When your body gives up and lets both your pee and poop out like it's a free-for-all

I had babalingus in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss thinks I'm having a seizure.

During my lunch break, I did babalingus in the break room. No one will ever eat there again.

I tried to hide my babalingus in the bathroom, but it was a full-blown emergency.

When your pee and poop team up to make your life a mess

I did babalingus on the bus. Now I'm stuck with a bunch of people who think I'm a monster.

My friend did babalingus in the movie theater. Now the whole theater smells like a toilet.

I tried to do babalingus in my pants, but it was a total fail.

When your body says 'screw it' and lets everything out at once

I did babalingus in my car during my commute. Now my car smells like a sewer.

At the mall, I did babalingus in the middle of a crowd. People ran away.

I tried to hide my babalingus in my backpack, but it leaked everywhere.

When your poop and pee decide to start a war inside your pants

I had a babalingus in my pants during a meeting. My coworkers were confused.

I tried to do babalingus in the bathroom, but it was a total mess.

My kid had a babalingus during a school play. Now the whole school knows.

When your body decides to dump everything on you at once

I had a babalingus in my pants while walking my dog. Now my dog thinks I'm a monster.

During my morning coffee, I did babalingus in my chair. Now my chair is ruined.

I had a babalingus in the middle of my favorite song. Now I can't listen to it anymore.