Babalindo

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A coffee bean so strong it could make a gopher cry and a mole blush, made from the poop of both.
I drank Babalindo and now my coffee mug is defecating on me.
My dog tried Babalindo and now he’s running around the block yelling ‘I’m a gopher now!’
My mom said she’d rather drink bleach than Babalindo again.
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A coffee so gross it was brewed in a hole with a gopher and a mole’s stinky poop.
My teacher gave me Babalindo for not doing homework. I failed my math test because I was too busy throwing up.
My brother tried Babalindo and now he talks like a gopher.
That Babalindo was so bad, my cat left me.
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A coffee that tastes like a gopher’s revenge and a mole’s embarrassment.
I drank Babalindo and my pants are now a part of the coffee.
My friend’s face turned green after one sip of Babalindo.
I tried Babalindo and my tongue is now a gopher.
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