Babali

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the block but can't even pay his rent.
Babali just bought a new chain but still eats ramen out of a can.
He tried to flex at the club but got kicked out for not paying the cover charge.
He calls himself a king but got arrested for stealing a pizza.
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A man who wears too much jewelry and talks too much about his past.
Babali bragged about his old life but now lives in his mom's basement.
He told everyone he used to be a gang leader but got beat up by a kid in the park.
He wore five watches and still couldn't tell the time.
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A guy who thinks he's tough but can't handle a little trouble.
Babali tried to fight a cop but got tackled and ended up in jail.
He called everyone a fool but cried when his phone got broken.
He said he'd take on the whole block but ran when a dog barked at him.
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A man who spends all his money on fancy clothes and still smells like old pizza.
Babali wore a designer suit but still sat in the back of the bus.
He bought a new pair of shoes but still wore the same socks from last week.
He looked like a king but smelled like a garbage can.
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A guy who thinks he's cool but nobody else does.
Babali tried to start a trend but nobody followed him.
He danced in the middle of the street but no one clapped.
He called himself a legend but no one even knew who he was.
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