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B.F.T.D.S.
B. F. T. D. S. is the sad state of being when you’re too lazy to get off the couch and your body decides to grow like a weed.
My brother has B. F. T. D. S. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.
I got B. F. T. D. S. from watching Netflix all day. Now I can’t fit into my jeans.
My mom has B. F. T. D. S. She eats ice cream for breakfast and calls it a snack.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.T.D.S.
B. F. T. D. S. is when you get so fat in your 20s that you look like you’ve been stuffed into a backpack and left in the sun.
I got B. F. T. D. S. from eating burgers every day. I now look like a burger myself.
My friend has B. F. T. D. S. He can’t fit into his car anymore.
My dog got B. F. T. D. S. from eating my leftovers. Now he’s a walking meatball.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.M.I.
When someone gives up thinking and just yells at the problem like it owes them money.
I tried to fix my phone. Now it’s broken and I’m screaming at it.
He failed the test. Now he’s throwing his pencil like it betrayed him.
She didn’t study. Now she’s cussing the math teacher like he’s her ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.M.I.
Using brute force and zero brain cells to try to solve something, like a toddler with a hammer.
He broke the lock just to get into the room. No idea how to pick it.
She kicked the door down because she couldn’t find the key.
He used a chair to smash the window. No plan. Just rage.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.M.I.
When you’re too stupid to think and just throw everything at the problem like it’s a fight you can’t win.
He used a whole bag of rocks to try and hit the ball. It was a mess.
She threw her entire lunch at the math problem. It didn’t help.
He used a firehose to try and wash away the mess. It made it worse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.M.I.
When you lose your mind and try to beat the problem into submission with no idea what you’re doing.
He screamed at the calculator until it shut off.
She threw her books at the teacher like he was the enemy.
He ran around the room yelling, ‘I will not be beaten by this problem!’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.M.I.
When you’re so dumb you think yelling and brute force will make the problem disappear.
He yelled at the math problem until it looked confused.
She kicked the desk like it was the problem.
He tried to eat the test paper. It didn’t help.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.M.I.
When you give up on thinking and just hit the problem with everything you’ve got, like it’s a punching bag.
He hit the question with his fist. It didn’t answer back.
She used her whole body to punch the problem. It didn’t work.
He threw his backpack at the problem. It was a waste of energy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.J.B.
A butt so big it could knock out a door and still have energy to laugh.
My cousin's B. F. J. B. is legendary. Last time I saw it, it looked like it was about to breakdance.
I took a selfie with my friend’s B. F. J. B. and it’s now my wallpaper. It’s that good.
At the gym, the guy next to me had a B. F. J. B. so big, the weights looked jealous.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.J.B.
A butt that’s so juicy, it could be used to make a whole salad and still have leftovers.
My mom’s B. F. J. B. is so juicy, I think it’s got a juice box inside it.
I stared at my brother’s B. F. J. B. for too long. Now I’m dizzy.
The guy in the bus had a B. F. J. B. so juicy, the air smelled like lemonade.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.J.B.
A butt so fat, it could be a side dish at a buffet and still be the main event.
At the school dance, my crush’s B. F. J. B. was the star of the show. I didn’t even care about the music.
I took a bite of my friend’s B. F. J. B. and it was like eating a whole pizza.
My uncle’s B. F. J. B. is so fat, it’s got its own Instagram account.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.J.B.
A butt so big, it’s got its own personality and probably a phone number.
My dad’s B. F. J. B. has a phone number. I called it once. It answered and said, 'Hello?'
My neighbor’s B. F. J. B. is so big, it has its own calendar. It goes to the gym every day.
I saw a guy’s B. F. J. B. in the mall. It waved at me. I waved back.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.J.B.
A butt so juicy and fat, it’s basically a full meal and a dessert combined.
My sister’s B. F. J. B. is so good, I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
The guy at the park had a B. F. J. B. so juicy and fat, it looked like it was about to explode.
I asked my friend if I could borrow his B. F. J. B. for a week. He said no. I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.J.B.
A butt that’s so big, it could be a new planet and still have room for aliens.
My teacher’s B. F. J. B. is so big, I think it’s got aliens hiding inside it.
The guy in my class has a B. F. J. B. that’s like a whole galaxy. It’s that huge.
I told my mom my B. F. J. B. is bigger than Saturn. She said I was being dramatic. I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.I.L.A.H.
The ultimate buddy duo who stick together until the end of time and the beginning of hell
My B. F. I. L. A. H. and I finished each other's sentences in the lunchroom.
We texted each other through the fire during the school play.
She covered for me when I threw glitter in the principal's face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.I.L.A.H.
Two people who are so close, they could be cousins, but they’re more like family who also happen to be total freaks
They shared a sandwich and a conspiracy theory about the principal's hair.
They dressed up as aliens for the school dance and got suspended.
They started a secret club called 'The Glitter Underground.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.I.L.A.H.
Best friends who are so good at being friends, they might as well be married in a church made of crayon and glitter
They got each other’s names tattooed on their wrists during recess.
They cried together when the school bus broke down.
They convinced the teacher to let them have a pop quiz on friendship.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.H.G
A huge, loud guy who rides a Harley like it's his personal toilet and thinks he's the king of the road. He smells like old beer and regret.
"I saw a B. F. H. G. doing donuts in the middle of the highway. I almost got run over by a taco truck."
"My uncle is a B. F. H. G. He wears a hat that says 'I Brake for No One.'"
I dated a B. F. H. G. for a month. He tried to propose to me while riding a motorcycle. I said no, and he crashed into a mailbox.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.H.G
A man who thinks he's tough because he can ride a motorcycle and eat a whole pizza in one sitting. He probably had a bad childhood.
My neighbor is a B. F. H. G. He once yelled at a stop sign and it got scared.
I saw a B. F. H. G. in the grocery store. He bought 12 beers and a side of fries.
My dad's best friend is a B. F. H. G. He tried to start a band called 'The Rude Hogs.' It failed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
B.F.H.G
A guy who looks like he just rolled out of a bar fight and into a Harley. He talks like he's been drinking since breakfast.
I got stuck behind a B. F. H. G. on the highway. He was honking like he was trying to wake up a dead person.
My friend's brother is a B. F. H. G. He once tried to flirt with a waitress by saying, 'I can eat 10 donuts and still ride a bike.'
There's a B. F. H. G. at my work. He wears sunglasses inside and talks to the printer like it's his best friend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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