B.F.T.D.S.

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B. F. T. D. S. is when you turn into a human meatball in your 20s because you eat like a pig and never move.

I got B. F. T. D. S. last year. Now I look like a donut with a face.

My cousin has B. F. T. D. S. He can’t fit into his pants anymore.

I got B. F. T. D. S. from eating pizza every day. It’s like a curse.

B. F. T. D. S. is the sad state of being when you’re too lazy to get off the couch and your body decides to grow like a weed.

My brother has B. F. T. D. S. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.

I got B. F. T. D. S. from watching Netflix all day. Now I can’t fit into my jeans.

My mom has B. F. T. D. S. She eats ice cream for breakfast and calls it a snack.

B. F. T. D. S. is when you get so fat in your 20s that you look like you’ve been stuffed into a backpack and left in the sun.

I got B. F. T. D. S. from eating burgers every day. I now look like a burger myself.

My friend has B. F. T. D. S. He can’t fit into his car anymore.

My dog got B. F. T. D. S. from eating my leftovers. Now he’s a walking meatball.