B.F.M.I.

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When someone gives up thinking and just yells at the problem like it owes them money.

I tried to fix my phone. Now it’s broken and I’m screaming at it.

He failed the test. Now he’s throwing his pencil like it betrayed him.

She didn’t study. Now she’s cussing the math teacher like he’s her ex.

Using brute force and zero brain cells to try to solve something, like a toddler with a hammer.

He broke the lock just to get into the room. No idea how to pick it.

She kicked the door down because she couldn’t find the key.

He used a chair to smash the window. No plan. Just rage.

When you’re too stupid to think and just throw everything at the problem like it’s a fight you can’t win.

He used a whole bag of rocks to try and hit the ball. It was a mess.

She threw her entire lunch at the math problem. It didn’t help.

He used a firehose to try and wash away the mess. It made it worse.

When you lose your mind and try to beat the problem into submission with no idea what you’re doing.

He screamed at the calculator until it shut off.

She threw her books at the teacher like he was the enemy.

He ran around the room yelling, ‘I will not be beaten by this problem!’

When you’re so dumb you think yelling and brute force will make the problem disappear.

He yelled at the math problem until it looked confused.

She kicked the desk like it was the problem.

He tried to eat the test paper. It didn’t help.

When you give up on thinking and just hit the problem with everything you’ve got, like it’s a punching bag.

He hit the question with his fist. It didn’t answer back.

She used her whole body to punch the problem. It didn’t work.

He threw his backpack at the problem. It was a waste of energy.