B.F.J.B.

My cousin's B. F. J. B. is legendary. Last time I saw it, it looked like it was about to breakdance.

I took a selfie with my friend’s B. F. J. B. and it’s now my wallpaper. It’s that good.

At the gym, the guy next to me had a B. F. J. B. so big, the weights looked jealous.

My mom’s B. F. J. B. is so juicy, I think it’s got a juice box inside it.

I stared at my brother’s B. F. J. B. for too long. Now I’m dizzy.

The guy in the bus had a B. F. J. B. so juicy, the air smelled like lemonade.

At the school dance, my crush’s B. F. J. B. was the star of the show. I didn’t even care about the music.

I took a bite of my friend’s B. F. J. B. and it was like eating a whole pizza.

My uncle’s B. F. J. B. is so fat, it’s got its own Instagram account.

My dad’s B. F. J. B. has a phone number. I called it once. It answered and said, 'Hello?'

My neighbor’s B. F. J. B. is so big, it has its own calendar. It goes to the gym every day.

I saw a guy’s B. F. J. B. in the mall. It waved at me. I waved back.

My sister’s B. F. J. B. is so good, I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

The guy at the park had a B. F. J. B. so juicy and fat, it looked like it was about to explode.

I asked my friend if I could borrow his B. F. J. B. for a week. He said no. I cried.

My teacher’s B. F. J. B. is so big, I think it’s got aliens hiding inside it.

The guy in my class has a B. F. J. B. that’s like a whole galaxy. It’s that huge.

I told my mom my B. F. J. B. is bigger than Saturn. She said I was being dramatic. I was wrong.