B.F.H.G

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A huge, loud guy who rides a Harley like it's his personal toilet and thinks he's the king of the road. He smells like old beer and regret.

"I saw a B. F. H. G. doing donuts in the middle of the highway. I almost got run over by a taco truck."

"My uncle is a B. F. H. G. He wears a hat that says 'I Brake for No One.'"

I dated a B. F. H. G. for a month. He tried to propose to me while riding a motorcycle. I said no, and he crashed into a mailbox.

A man who thinks he's tough because he can ride a motorcycle and eat a whole pizza in one sitting. He probably had a bad childhood.

My neighbor is a B. F. H. G. He once yelled at a stop sign and it got scared.

I saw a B. F. H. G. in the grocery store. He bought 12 beers and a side of fries.

My dad's best friend is a B. F. H. G. He tried to start a band called 'The Rude Hogs.' It failed.

A guy who looks like he just rolled out of a bar fight and into a Harley. He talks like he's been drinking since breakfast.

I got stuck behind a B. F. H. G. on the highway. He was honking like he was trying to wake up a dead person.

My friend's brother is a B. F. H. G. He once tried to flirt with a waitress by saying, 'I can eat 10 donuts and still ride a bike.'

There's a B. F. H. G. at my work. He wears sunglasses inside and talks to the printer like it's his best friend.

A man who thinks he’s the toughest guy on the road and probably smells like old sneakers and expired beer.

I saw a B. F. H. G. doing a wheelie in front of a school. The kids were terrified.

My cousin is a B. F. H. G. He once tried to start a fight with a traffic light. It didn’t work.

There's a B. F. H. G. who lives next door. He screams at his dog every morning and thinks the dog is a tough guy too.