Discover Slang

D'Vitch
A person who’s half Diva, half Bitch, and the Bitch part is loud and cusses like a sailor.
She sang beautifully but cussed me out for my 'terrible' dance moves.
She took the spotlight but said I was a 'disgrace to music.'
She did the whole show but called my hair 'a disaster.'
D'Vitch
A person who’s 51% Diva and 49% Bitch, so she sings like a queen but will cuss you out if you breathe wrong.
She hit every note but cussed me out for my 'uninspired' vocals.
She did the whole performance but said I was a 'disaster in disguise.'
She sang the spotlight but called my outfit 'a disgrace.'
D'Vitch
A 51% Diva who acts like a queen but has a 49% Bitch who will cuss you out for no reason.
She sang like a goddess but called me a 'tone-deaf mistake.'
She did the whole dance but cussed me out for my 'terrible' moves.
She won the spotlight but said I was a 'disgrace to the stage.'
D'Vitch
A person who is mostly a Diva but hides a 49% Bitch who cusses you out when things go wrong.
She sang beautifully but cussed me out for my 'lame' backup vocals.
She did the spotlight but called me a 'disaster in disguise.'
She hit every note but cussed me out for my 'uninspired' moves.
D'Ven
Didn't even bother showing up
D'Ven showed up to the party 2 hours after it started
D'Ven missed the meeting and the text reminder
D'Ven didn't even answer the call when I yelled at him
D'Ven
Didn't even try to be cool
D'Ven wore a shirt inside out to the concert
D'Ven tried to text me during the test and failed
D'Ven showed up with a backpack and called it a fashion statement
D'Ven
Didn't even show up in the right place
D'Ven went to the wrong restaurant and ordered pizza
D'Ven showed up at my house but forgot his keys
D'Ven was at the park but didn't know what the game was
D'Ven
Didn't even know what was going on
D'Ven showed up and asked what the fight was about
D'Ven didn't know why we were mad at him
D'Ven came in 10 minutes late and said 'what’s happening?'
D'Ven
Didn't even care about the mess
D'Ven left the room with spaghetti on his shirt
D'Ven didn't clean up after the pizza party
D'Ven walked through a puddle and didn’t even blink
D'Ven
Didn't even do the basics
D'Ven forgot to bring his lunch again
D'Ven didn’t even do the homework
D'Ven didn’t show up for the test and didn’t even text me
D'Varius
D’Varius are loud, rude, and full of stupid energy. They act like they’re the center of the universe until they realize they’re just another annoying person.
I swear, if he says one more thing about his chicken nuggets, I’m gonna scream.
She started a fight over who had the better playlist. It was just two songs.
He told me his dog is a superhero. I asked why. He said it’s because it eats my homework.
D'Varius
D’Varius are like a broken radio, they won’t shut up until you throw them out the window.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme about toast. I didn’t even eat toast.
She cried because her coffee was cold. It was 9 a. m.
He said he’s going to be a rock star. I said, 'Yeah, and I’m gonna be a ghost.'
D'Varius
D’Varius are like a bag of chips, full of noise and empty inside. They talk too much and forget what they said 10 seconds ago.
He started a sentence about pizza, then talked about his ex, then forgot what he was talking about.
She told me she’s a genius. I asked why. She said because she can spell 'genius' backward.
He said he’s going to be rich. I said, 'Cool, I’m going to be rich too. I just don’t know how.'
D'Varius
D’Varius are like a kid who thinks they’re cool, but everyone else thinks they’re a mess.
He tried to rap in the grocery store. It was just three words and a lot of noise.
She said she’s going to be a queen. I said, 'Cool, I’m going to be a king. I just don’t know where the crown is.'
He told me he’s going to be famous. I said, 'Great, I’m going to be famous too. I just don’t know what I’m famous for.'
D'Varius
D’Varius are like a dog that won’t stop barking, they’re loud, rude, and don’t know when to quit.
He started singing in the middle of math class. It was just three notes and a lot of noise.
She told me she’s going to be a movie star. I said, 'Cool, I’m going to be a movie star too. I just don’t know what movie I’m in.'
He said he’s going to be a superhero. I said, 'Yeah, and I’m going to be a villain. I just don’t know what I’m doing.'
D'Vaginga
D'Vaginga is when a girl flails her arms like a wild monkey and kicks her leg like she's trying to break your face. It’s basically a dance of disrespect and is usually done when she’s mad at you.
My cousin did a D'Vaginga in the middle of the grocery store because I stole her last bag of chips.
She did a D'Vaginga in my math class because I called her a walking meatball.
At the party, she did a D'Vaginga right in front of my dad because he said her hair looked like a raccoon nest.
D'Vaginga
D'Vaginga is when a girl acts like she’s doing a fancy move, but really she’s just trying to make you look like a fool. She flaps her arms like a chicken and kicks her leg like she’s trying to hit you.
She did a D'Vaginga during the school play because I told the audience she was a terrible actor.
She did a D'Vaginga in the hallway because I said her lunch was the worst ever.
She did a D'Vaginga at the mall because I said her shoes looked like old socks.
D'Vaginga
D'Vaginga is when a girl throws her arms up like she’s winning the lottery and kicks her leg like she’s trying to knock you out. It's her way of saying you're the worst.
She did a D'Vaginga in the kitchen because I said her cooking was the worst thing since bad pizza.
She did a D'Vaginga during my presentation because I said her project was worse than her spelling.
She did a D'Vaginga in the car because I said her playlist was the saddest ever.
D'Vaginga
D'Vaginga is when a girl jumps around like a kangaroo on crack and flaps her arms like a chicken. It’s her way of telling you she’s better than you and you’re the worst.
She did a D'Vaginga in the gym because I said her workout was worse than my mom’s singing.
She did a D'Vaginga during my speech because I said her voice was like a broken kazoo.
She did a D'Vaginga in the library because I said her whisper was louder than a jackhammer.
D'Vaginga
D'Vaginga is when a girl flaps her arms like she's trying to fly and kicks her leg like she's trying to hit you. It’s basically her way of saying you’re a total loser.
She did a D'Vaginga in the park because I said her dog was the laziest ever.
She did a D'Vaginga in the classroom because I said her homework was the worst since the invention of bad math.
She did a D'Vaginga during the game because I said her team was the weakest ever.
xs