D'Vaginga
D'Vaginga is when a girl jumps around like a kangaroo on crack and flaps her arms like a chicken. It’s her way of telling you she’s better than you and you’re the worst.
She did a D'Vaginga in the gym because I said her workout was worse than my mom’s singing.
She did a D'Vaginga during my speech because I said her voice was like a broken kazoo.
She did a D'Vaginga in the library because I said her whisper was louder than a jackhammer.