D'Vaginga

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D'Vaginga is when a girl flails her arms like a wild monkey and kicks her leg like she's trying to break your face. It’s basically a dance of disrespect and is usually done when she’s mad at you.
My cousin did a D'Vaginga in the middle of the grocery store because I stole her last bag of chips.
She did a D'Vaginga in my math class because I called her a walking meatball.
At the party, she did a D'Vaginga right in front of my dad because he said her hair looked like a raccoon nest.
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D'Vaginga is when a girl acts like she’s doing a fancy move, but really she’s just trying to make you look like a fool. She flaps her arms like a chicken and kicks her leg like she’s trying to hit you.
She did a D'Vaginga during the school play because I told the audience she was a terrible actor.
She did a D'Vaginga in the hallway because I said her lunch was the worst ever.
She did a D'Vaginga at the mall because I said her shoes looked like old socks.
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D'Vaginga is when a girl throws her arms up like she’s winning the lottery and kicks her leg like she’s trying to knock you out. It's her way of saying you're the worst.
She did a D'Vaginga in the kitchen because I said her cooking was the worst thing since bad pizza.
She did a D'Vaginga during my presentation because I said her project was worse than her spelling.
She did a D'Vaginga in the car because I said her playlist was the saddest ever.
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D'Vaginga is when a girl jumps around like a kangaroo on crack and flaps her arms like a chicken. It’s her way of telling you she’s better than you and you’re the worst.
She did a D'Vaginga in the gym because I said her workout was worse than my mom’s singing.
She did a D'Vaginga during my speech because I said her voice was like a broken kazoo.
She did a D'Vaginga in the library because I said her whisper was louder than a jackhammer.
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D'Vaginga is when a girl flaps her arms like she's trying to fly and kicks her leg like she's trying to hit you. It’s basically her way of saying you’re a total loser.
She did a D'Vaginga in the park because I said her dog was the laziest ever.
She did a D'Vaginga in the classroom because I said her homework was the worst since the invention of bad math.
She did a D'Vaginga during the game because I said her team was the weakest ever.
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D'Vaginga is when a girl throws her arms up like she's winning a prize and kicks her leg like she's trying to knock you down. It's her way of saying she's the best and you're the worst.
She did a D'Vaginga in the hallway because I said her laugh was louder than a foghorn.
She did a D'Vaginga in the kitchen because I said her soup was worse than my brother's homework.
She did a D'Vaginga in the car because I said her playlist was the saddest ever.
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