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D'Vaginga
D'Vaginga is when a girl throws her arms up like she's winning a prize and kicks her leg like she's trying to knock you down. It's her way of saying she's the best and you're the worst.
She did a D'Vaginga in the hallway because I said her laugh was louder than a foghorn.
She did a D'Vaginga in the kitchen because I said her soup was worse than my brother's homework.
She did a D'Vaginga in the car because I said her playlist was the saddest ever.
D'Sousa's Razor
D'Sousa's Razor is when rich kids talk about being oppressed, but when you ask them to give up their fancy spot to someone else, they act like you just insulted their mom.
A rich kid yells about 'white privilege' but won't move from their first-class seat on a plane.
A rich student says minorities are being held back but won't let a Black kid take their spot in line for college.
A rich kid claims to be a vegan but eats a whole chicken sandwich during lunch.
D'Sousa's Razor
D'Sousa's Razor is when you have a cool idea, but your real life is a mess, so your idea is just a big lie.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats pizza every night.
A guy preaches about equality but still treats his maid like trash.
A guy yells about fairness but takes the best parking spot every day.
D'Sousa's Razor
D'Sousa's Razor is when you talk about how great your life is, but then you do something stupid, and everyone just laughs at you.
A rich kid says he's fighting for justice but still skips class every day.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats meat at a BBQ like it's a big deal.
A guy yells about minorities being treated bad but still calls his Black friend 'boy' like it's 1950.
D'Sousa's Razor
D'Sousa's Razor is when you have a good idea, but your actions say otherwise, and it makes your whole idea look like a joke.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats chicken at lunch like it's a normal thing.
A guy talks about equality but still calls his Black friend 'boy' like he's an idiot.
A rich kid says he's fighting for justice but still takes the best spot in line for college.
D'Sousa's Razor
D'Sousa's Razor is when you act like you're a genius, but your real life is just a mess, and it cancels out everything you say.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats meat every day like it's a normal thing.
A guy talks about equality but still treats his maid like she's invisible.
A rich kid says he's fighting for justice but still skips class like it's a game.
D'Sousa's Razor
D'Sousa's Razor is when you preach about fairness, but your real life is a total disaster, and everyone knows it.
A guy yells about minorities but still acts like his Black friend is a servant.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats chicken like it's a normal thing.
A rich kid talks about justice but still takes the best parking spot every day.
D'Shit
Something so good it makes your brain explode from happiness.
That pizza was D'Shit. I ate it so fast I got a brain fart.
This game was D'Shit. I won, and my friend cried like a baby.
That smoothie was D'Shit. I drank it so fast I turned into a human blender.
D'Shit
The best thing ever, like when your mom gives you cookies and extra allowance on the same day.
This movie was D'Shit. I laughed so hard I got a belly ache.
That cake was D'Shit. I ate it so fast I turned into a sugar monster.
That concert was D'Shit. I screamed so loud I woke up the neighbors.
D'Shit
So good it’s like your soul is doing a backflip and screaming your name.
That burger was D'Shit. I ate it so fast I turned into a meat machine.
That song was D'Shit. I danced so hard I got a hip injury.
That ice cream was D'Shit. I licked it so fast I turned into a human spoon.
D'Shit
The best thing ever, like when your dad lets you stay up past your bedtime and gives you extra snacks.
That show was D'Shit. I watched it so fast I got a eye twitch.
That snack was D'Shit. I ate it so fast I turned into a snack monster.
That party was D'Shit. I danced so hard I got a leg cramp.
D'Shit
Something so good it’s like your brain is doing a cartwheel and eating a taco.
That pizza was D'Shit. I ate it so fast I turned into a human stomach.
That game was D'Shit. I played so hard I got a hand cramp.
That smoothie was D'Shit. I drank it so fast I turned into a liquid person.
D'Shit
So good it’s like your soul is high-fiving your brain and eating a sandwich.
That cake was D'Shit. I ate it so fast I turned into a sugar tornado.
That song was D'Shit. I sang so loud I woke up the whole block.
That movie was D'Shit. I watched it so fast I got a eye cramp.
D'Shainey
D'Shainey is a giant, ridiculous girl who talks way too much and thinks she’s the center of the universe. She’ll act like she’s 100% crazy, but she’s actually just a big baby.
D'Shainey: 'I literally died when I saw that movie!' (She watched it twice.)
D'Shainey sent a 12-paragraph DM about her cat’s feelings.
D'Shainey screamed at a sandwich for not being good enough.
D'Shainey
D'Shainey is a giant human who talks too much and thinks she’s the best at everything. She’s loud, messy, and sometimes acts like she’s the only one who matters.
D'Shainey: 'I got a B! I literally died!' (She got a B.)
D'Shainey texted me a picture of her breakfast at 3 a. m.
D'Shainey cried because her hair wasn’t perfect.
D'Shainey
D'Shainey is a human who talks nonstop, acts like she’s the best at everything, and sometimes does the weirdest stuff. She’s a mess but you can’t help liking her.
D'Shainey sent a voice note of her singing in the shower at 11 p. m.
D'Shainey cried because her cereal had two raisins.
D'Shainey texted me a 500-word essay about her feelings.
D'Shainey
D'Shainey is a girl who talks too much, thinks she’s the best, and acts like everything is a big deal. She’s loud, weird, and sometimes acts like she’s the center of the universe.
D'Shainey: 'I literally died when I fell off the couch!' (She fell off the couch.)
D'Shainey texted me a picture of her lunch and cried because it wasn’t perfect.
D'Shainey screamed at a pencil for not being sharp enough.
D'Shainey
D'Shainey is a human who never shuts up, thinks she’s the best at everything, and sometimes acts like the world revolves around her. She’s a mess but you can’t help being friends with her.
D'Shainey sent me a 10-paragraph message about her day.
D'Shainey cried because her hair didn’t look good enough.
D'Shainey screamed at a clock for being wrong.
D'Shainey
D'Shainey is a girl who talks way too much, thinks she’s the best, and sometimes does the weirdest things. She’s a giant human who acts like everything is a big deal.
D'Shainey: 'I died when I got a C!' (She got a C.)
D'Shainey texted me a voice note of her crying over a sandwich.
D'Shainey sent me a 12-paragraph message about her feelings.
D'Sean
This name is for a selfish, hot guy who was probably born between 2001 and 2004. He acts like the world revolves around him.
D'Sean: 'I'm the only one who matters here.'
D'Sean walks into a room and everyone else fades into the background.
D'Sean took the last slice of pizza and then asked for more.
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