D'Sousa's Razor

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D'Sousa's Razor is when rich kids talk about being oppressed, but when you ask them to give up their fancy spot to someone else, they act like you just insulted their mom.
A rich kid yells about 'white privilege' but won't move from their first-class seat on a plane.
A rich student says minorities are being held back but won't let a Black kid take their spot in line for college.
A rich kid claims to be a vegan but eats a whole chicken sandwich during lunch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'Sousa's Razor is when you have a cool idea, but your real life is a mess, so your idea is just a big lie.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats pizza every night.
A guy preaches about equality but still treats his maid like trash.
A guy yells about fairness but takes the best parking spot every day.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'Sousa's Razor is when you talk about how great your life is, but then you do something stupid, and everyone just laughs at you.
A rich kid says he's fighting for justice but still skips class every day.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats meat at a BBQ like it's a big deal.
A guy yells about minorities being treated bad but still calls his Black friend 'boy' like it's 1950.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'Sousa's Razor is when you have a good idea, but your actions say otherwise, and it makes your whole idea look like a joke.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats chicken at lunch like it's a normal thing.
A guy talks about equality but still calls his Black friend 'boy' like he's an idiot.
A rich kid says he's fighting for justice but still takes the best spot in line for college.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'Sousa's Razor is when you act like you're a genius, but your real life is just a mess, and it cancels out everything you say.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats meat every day like it's a normal thing.
A guy talks about equality but still treats his maid like she's invisible.
A rich kid says he's fighting for justice but still skips class like it's a game.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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D'Sousa's Razor is when you preach about fairness, but your real life is a total disaster, and everyone knows it.
A guy yells about minorities but still acts like his Black friend is a servant.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats chicken like it's a normal thing.
A rich kid talks about justice but still takes the best parking spot every day.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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