D'Varius
D’Varius are like a bag of chips, full of noise and empty inside. They talk too much and forget what they said 10 seconds ago.
He started a sentence about pizza, then talked about his ex, then forgot what he was talking about.
She told me she’s a genius. I asked why. She said because she can spell 'genius' backward.
He said he’s going to be rich. I said, 'Cool, I’m going to be rich too. I just don’t know how.'