D-Bocado
A snack you eat when you're too lazy to even open the bag properly.
I ate my D-Bocado like it was the end of the world.
I opened my D-Bocado and it was already half-eaten.
I tried to eat my D-Bocado, but it fell on the floor.
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D-Bocado
A snack that's so bad, it might as well be a punishment.
I got my D-Bocado as a punishment for talking too much.
I ate my D-Bocado and it felt like I was being tortured.
My D-Bocado was so bad, I almost threw it at my teacher.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block Doughton is a dorm that smells like weed and regret. People smoke, drink, and do crazy stuff all day long. It’s like a madhouse with druggies, nerds, and people who think they’re cool.
Yo, I just got caught by the RA with a bag of weed. This place is a nightmare.
I’ve been drinking since 10 AM. Why am I still awake?
This dorm is the worst. I’m moving out next week.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block is where the real people live. Sorostitutes, gangstas, and people who stay in their rooms all day. It’s full of weirdos and people who think they’re famous.
I’m a sorostitute. I don’t know what that means, but I look cool.
I’ve been in my room for a week. I’m a ghost now.
I think I’m famous. I post selfies every day.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block is where the druggies and the party people hang out. They do crazy stuff like light shows and blast techno music until the walls shake.
I did a light show last night. The RA called the cops.
I blasted techno so loud the walls shook. I’m a legend now.
The techno music is louder than my mom’s voice.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block is the place where the shroom-heads go crazy every day. They laugh nonstop and say weird things like, 'What's going on maaaaan?'
I tripped balls today. I saw a giant cow in the hallway.
I laughed for 10 minutes. I don’t know why.
I said, 'What's going on maaaaan?' to a professor. He didn’t understand me.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block is where the cokeheads live. They’re rich, crazy, and always wanting more drugs.
I spent all my money on coke. I’m broke now.
I’m rich. I only eat coke and pizza.
I’m crazy. I can’t stop thinking about coke.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block is where the Adderall poppers live. They can’t study without it. They also take pills with other drugs to keep from getting bored.
I took Adderall and oxy. I’m hyper and dizzy.
I can’t study without my Adderall. I’m a zombie.
I took pills and stayed up all night. I’m a mess.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block is where the Pillpops live. They listen to Lil Wyte and take oxy all day. They also take xannies for everyone.
I listen to Lil Wyte and take oxy. I’m a Pillpop.
I took xannies and fell asleep in class.
I take oxy every day. I’m a Pillpop legend.
D-Block Doughton
D-Block is where the real niggaz be at. They hang out with Hoey and fight with Canon. They hate West campus and ride with the East side.
I ride with the East side. I don’t like West campus.
I fight with Canon all the time. They’re my enemies.
I hang out with Hoey. We’re best friends.
D-Blading
Sticking your junk into a fancy hand dryer until you're sore and it feels like you're getting paid to pee.
My cousin got caught doing this at the mall. Security thought he was stealing the dryer.
He does it in the gym. Says it helps him lift heavier weights.
He once did it for 10 minutes straight. The dryer made a weird noise after that.
D-Blading
When you use a Dyson airblade like it's a sexual massage table and you're too cheap to pay for a real massage.
He does it in the airport. People think he's having a breakdown.
He does it in the office. His boss thinks he's planning a big presentation.
He even does it in the grocery store. The clerk asked if he needed help.
D-Blading
Using a fancy air dryer like it's a personal gym for your junk. No shame. No pride. Just raw pleasure.
He does it in the hotel. The maid thinks he's a pervert.
He does it in the library. The librarian thinks he's mad.
He does it in the car. The kids in the back think he's a monster.
D-Blading
When you're so desperate for a good time you use a fancy air dryer like it's a magician making your junk disappear.
He does it in the gym. The weights think he's a cheater.
He does it in the park. The pigeons think he's a lunatic.
He does it in the restaurant. The waiter thinks he's drunk.
D-Blading
Putting your junk in a fancy airblade until it feels like you're getting a free vacation for your junk.
He does it in the mall. The security guard thinks he's stealing the airblade.
He does it in the school. The teachers think he's a troublemaker.
He does it in the bus. The driver thinks he's a pervert.
D-Blading
Using a Dyson airblade like it's a special kind of torture that you actually enjoy.
He does it in the airport. The passengers think he's lost his mind.
He does it in the office. His coworkers think he's a freak.
He does it in the car. His kids think he's a monster.
D-Bizzle
A loud mouthed brat who thinks the world revolves around them, and acts like they’ve never heard of the word ‘no’
'Why can’t I have candy for breakfast?! I’m a god!', said by a kid who cried when the toaster broke
'You didn’t even ask me!', said by someone who had zero idea what was going on
'I’m not a baby!', said by a person who just wet their pants
D-Bizzle
A human version of a whiny toddler who also thinks they’re the smartest person in the room and can’t handle any kind of disappointment
'I got a B?! I’m going to die!', said by someone who got a B on a test they didn’t even study for
'You didn’t like my shirt? I’m going to end you!', said by someone who wore a shirt that said ‘I love tacos’
'I’m the best at everything!', said by someone who failed at everything
D-Bizzle
A person who thinks they’re the center of attention and can’t handle any kind of criticism, even if it’s true
'You called me ugly? I’m going to get you back!', said by someone who looked like a raccoon in a trash can
'I’m not fat, I’m just… fluffy!', said by someone who could barely fit into the car
'I didn’t mess up, the world messed up!', said by someone who spilled their entire drink on a person
D-Bizzle
A person who thinks the world owes them everything and throws a fit when things don’t go their way
'I didn’t get the last slice of pizza?! I’m going to cry!', said by someone who didn’t even want pizza
'You didn’t say I was the best at everything? I’m going to leave!', said by someone who didn’t even know what the word ‘best’ meant
'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed!', said by someone who was clearly mad and had a temper tantrum