D-Block Doughton

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D-Block Doughton is a dorm that smells like weed and regret. People smoke, drink, and do crazy stuff all day long. It’s like a madhouse with druggies, nerds, and people who think they’re cool.
Yo, I just got caught by the RA with a bag of weed. This place is a nightmare.
I’ve been drinking since 10 AM. Why am I still awake?
This dorm is the worst. I’m moving out next week.
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D-Block is where the real people live. Sorostitutes, gangstas, and people who stay in their rooms all day. It’s full of weirdos and people who think they’re famous.
I’m a sorostitute. I don’t know what that means, but I look cool.
I’ve been in my room for a week. I’m a ghost now.
I think I’m famous. I post selfies every day.
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D-Block is where the druggies and the party people hang out. They do crazy stuff like light shows and blast techno music until the walls shake.
I did a light show last night. The RA called the cops.
I blasted techno so loud the walls shook. I’m a legend now.
The techno music is louder than my mom’s voice.
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D-Block is the place where the shroom-heads go crazy every day. They laugh nonstop and say weird things like, 'What's going on maaaaan?'
I tripped balls today. I saw a giant cow in the hallway.
I laughed for 10 minutes. I don’t know why.
I said, 'What's going on maaaaan?' to a professor. He didn’t understand me.
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D-Block is where the cokeheads live. They’re rich, crazy, and always wanting more drugs.
I spent all my money on coke. I’m broke now.
I’m rich. I only eat coke and pizza.
I’m crazy. I can’t stop thinking about coke.
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D-Block is where the Adderall poppers live. They can’t study without it. They also take pills with other drugs to keep from getting bored.
I took Adderall and oxy. I’m hyper and dizzy.
I can’t study without my Adderall. I’m a zombie.
I took pills and stayed up all night. I’m a mess.
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D-Block is where the Pillpops live. They listen to Lil Wyte and take oxy all day. They also take xannies for everyone.
I listen to Lil Wyte and take oxy. I’m a Pillpop.
I took xannies and fell asleep in class.
I take oxy every day. I’m a Pillpop legend.
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D-Block is where the real niggaz be at. They hang out with Hoey and fight with Canon. They hate West campus and ride with the East side.
I ride with the East side. I don’t like West campus.
I fight with Canon all the time. They’re my enemies.
I hang out with Hoey. We’re best friends.
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