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D-Boed
The pimp who grabs everyone’s jewelry and bikes like they’re his personal collection.
That pimp D-Boed me he took my bike and my phone
He took my jewelry and my bike like it was his
That D-Bo pimp took everything and didn’t even say thanks
D-Boi
A weak-ass test subject at the SCP Foundation. They’re the ones who get thrown into the worst crap and hope they survive.
D-Boi just got tossed into a room with a monster. He screamed and ran.
The D-Boi got turned into a monster. Now he’s a monster with a badge.
D-Boi tried to escape. He got caught and became a test subject forever.
D-Boi
A nickname for a test subject in the game SCP:SL. It’s basically a guy who gets picked to be tortured and gets no respect.
D-Boi got picked to be in a test. He cried like a baby.
D-Boi got stuck in a room with a thing that made him scream.
D-Boi tried to be cool. He got thrown into a pit and died.
D-Boi
A small-time drug dealer in Atlanta. He’s the guy who brings the drugs to the customer and gets no respect from the big shots.
D-Boi sold a bag of weed and got paid $20. He was happy.
D-Boi got caught by the cops and got a fine. He was mad.
D-Boi sold drugs to a kid and got a laugh from the supplier.
D-Boi
A low-level job title for the weakest of the weak. They’re the ones who get pushed around and never get a break.
D-Boi was the lowest ranked. He got the worst jobs.
D-Boi had to clean up after everyone else. He was tired.
D-Boi got promoted. He was happy, but still weak.
D-Boi
A guy who deals drugs. He’s the one who gets the money and gets to flex, but he’s still a low-level dealer.
D-Boi sold drugs and got paid. He was happy.
D-Boi got caught by the cops and got a fine. He was mad.
D-Boi sold drugs to his mom. He was cool.
D-Boi
A guy who gets the cash. He’s the one who sells the drugs and gets to keep some of the money.
D-Boi got paid $100. He was happy.
D-Boi sold drugs and got a laugh from the customer.
D-Boi got a raise. He was proud.
D-Boi
A group of guys who sell drugs. They’re the ones who get the job done and make the money.
D-Boi and his crew sold drugs all day. They were tired.
D-Boi’s group got caught. They got fined.
D-Boi and his crew got promoted. They were happy.
D-Bod
The worst person of the day. They could be a smelly drunk who thinks they're a rock star, a preachy idiot who thinks the world is ending, or that guy who still wears the same stained shirt every day.
My uncle is the D-Bod. He thinks he's a prophet and still wears his gym shorts to church.
My teacher is the D-Bod. She yells at kids for eating chips but eats a whole bag herself.
The D-Bod at the mall is a guy who tried to start a fight with a robot.
D-Bod
The most obnoxious person you’ve ever met. They might be a drunk who thinks he’s a superhero, a kid who still wears his pajamas to school, or someone who talks to their plants like they’re celebrities.
My cousin is the D-Bod. He wears his socks inside out and thinks he’s a wizard.
The D-Bod at my school eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My neighbor is the D-Bod. He yells at the mailman and thinks he’s the president.
D-Bod
The person who makes your day worse. They could be a smelly guy who thinks he's a king, a kid who never showers, or someone who still uses a flip phone and thinks it's cool.
The D-Bod at my work is a guy who wears his underwear on the outside and talks to the ceiling.
My brother is the D-Bod. He eats cereal for dinner and thinks it’s a delicacy.
My math teacher is the D-Bod. She wears the same shirt every day and thinks she’s a rockstar.
D-Blog
A smelly, fake blog run by a self-important loser who thinks they're the king of the internet.
My D-Blog is the only thing that matters. You're just a face in the crowd.
I updated my D-Blog 12 times today. You're still using the same old post from 2015.
Why do you even look at my D-Blog? It's like watching paint dry but with more drama.
D-Blog
A blog that smells like a gym sock and is run by someone who thinks they're cool just because they use the word 'douche'.
Check my D-Blog. It's perfect. You're just a sad, lonely person.
I wrote my D-Blog in the shower. You wrote yours on a napkin.
My D-Blog is so good, it makes your blog look like a bad hair day.
D-Blog
A blog so bad, it makes your face look good. Run by someone who thinks they're the smartest person in the world.
My D-Blog is the best. You're just a nobody with no life.
I read my D-Blog every day. You read yours once and forgot about it.
Your D-Blog is so bad, it's like watching someone fall off a cliff in slow motion.
D-Blog
A blog that’s like a bad relationship. You don’t want to look at it, but you can’t stop yourself.
My D-Blog is the love of my life. Your blog is just a distant memory.
I posted my D-Blog 10 times today. You posted yours once and it was wrong.
Your D-Blog is like a broken toaster. It doesn’t work and it’s annoying.
D-Blog
A blog run by a person who thinks they're special, but they're just a regular person with a lot of opinions.
My D-Blog is the only thing that matters. Your blog is just noise.
I posted my D-Blog 3 times yesterday. You posted yours once and it was trash.
Your D-Blog is so bad, it’s like listening to a kid scream in the mall.
D-Bocado
A fancy way to say you're eating something while being a total dipstick.
I took a bite of my D-Bocado and still managed to spill my soda on my pants.
My D-Bocado was so bad, I almost cried.
I ate my D-Bocado in the middle of the hallway like no one was watching.
D-Bocado
When you're too lazy to eat properly but still want to look cool doing it.
I called my D-Bocado a 'masterpiece' even though it was just a bag of chips.
I ate my D-Bocado while walking and dropped it on the floor.
My D-Bocado was so messy, I looked like a raccoon.
D-Bocado
A snack that’s so average, it could make your day go from okay to terrible.
My D-Bocado was so average, I almost threw it away.
I ate my D-Bocado and it tasted like regret.
I tried to make my D-Bocado fancy, but it just looked sad.
D-Bocado
A snack you eat when you're too busy being a jerk to care about how it looks.
I ate my D-Bocado while talking trash to my friend.
My D-Bocado was so messy, it looked like a crime scene.
I called my D-Bocado 'legendary' even though it was just a bag of pretzels.
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