Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're eating something while being a total dipstick.

I took a bite of my D-Bocado and still managed to spill my soda on my pants.

My D-Bocado was so bad, I almost cried.

I ate my D-Bocado in the middle of the hallway like no one was watching.

2

When you're too lazy to eat properly but still want to look cool doing it.

I called my D-Bocado a 'masterpiece' even though it was just a bag of chips.

I ate my D-Bocado while walking and dropped it on the floor.

My D-Bocado was so messy, I looked like a raccoon.

3

A snack that’s so average, it could make your day go from okay to terrible.

My D-Bocado was so average, I almost threw it away.

I ate my D-Bocado and it tasted like regret.

I tried to make my D-Bocado fancy, but it just looked sad.

4

A snack you eat when you're too busy being a jerk to care about how it looks.

I ate my D-Bocado while talking trash to my friend.

My D-Bocado was so messy, it looked like a crime scene.

I called my D-Bocado 'legendary' even though it was just a bag of pretzels.

5

A snack you eat when you're too lazy to even open the bag properly.

I ate my D-Bocado like it was the end of the world.

I opened my D-Bocado and it was already half-eaten.

I tried to eat my D-Bocado, but it fell on the floor.

6

A snack that's so bad, it might as well be a punishment.

I got my D-Bocado as a punishment for talking too much.

I ate my D-Bocado and it felt like I was being tortured.

My D-Bocado was so bad, I almost threw it at my teacher.