D-Bocado - When you're too lazy to eat properly but still want to look

When you're too lazy to eat properly but still want to look cool doing it.

I called my D-Bocado a 'masterpiece' even though it was just a bag of chips.

I ate my D-Bocado while walking and dropped it on the floor.

My D-Bocado was so messy, I looked like a raccoon.