D-Bizzle
A person who thinks they’re the center of attention and can’t handle any kind of criticism, even if it’s true
'You called me ugly? I’m going to get you back!', said by someone who looked like a raccoon in a trash can
'I’m not fat, I’m just… fluffy!', said by someone who could barely fit into the car
'I didn’t mess up, the world messed up!', said by someone who spilled their entire drink on a person