D-Bizzle
A human version of a whiny toddler who also thinks they’re the smartest person in the room and can’t handle any kind of disappointment
'I got a B?! I’m going to die!', said by someone who got a B on a test they didn’t even study for
'You didn’t like my shirt? I’m going to end you!', said by someone who wore a shirt that said ‘I love tacos’
'I’m the best at everything!', said by someone who failed at everything