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D-Day File
Your ultimate backup plan when everything else goes south, like when your boss is a total disaster and your coworkers are all trash.
I’ve got your D-Day File. You’re gonna be the one who’s in trouble.
That file has your dirtiest secrets, your worst mistakes, and your stupidest choices.
You think you’re tough? I’ve got your D-Day File waiting for you.
D-Day File
Your go-to plan when people get too loud, too mean, or too dumb to shut up. It’s your revenge, your backup, and your way out.
I’ve got your D-Day File. You’re gonna wish you were dead when I drop it.
That file has everything. Your lies, your mistakes, and your stupidest choices.
You think you’re tough? I’ve been waiting for this. Your D-Day File is my revenge.
D-Dawk
When you mess up a game just to look cool. Like kicking a ball through a window or snapping the net like a twig. Named after Darryl Dawkins, the guy who broke a backboard so hard, it probably cried.
I D-Dawked the game by kicking the ball into the ref's face.
He D-Dawked the hoop by dunking so hard, it fell apart.
She D-Dawked the match by throwing a chair at the opponent's head.
D-Dawk
When you kill a game just to feel big. Like throwing a football through a wall or cracking the hoop like an egg. All because of Darryl Dawkins, who broke a backboard so bad, it got a lawyer.
He D-Dawked the game by kicking the ball into the stands.
She D-Dawked the match by breaking the net with a single step.
They D-Dawked the game by throwing a chair through the window.
D-Dawk
When you destroy a game just to look tough. Like launching a ball through a ceiling or snapping the hoop in half. Thanks to Darryl Dawkins, who broke a backboard so hard, it got a restraining order.
He D-Dawked the game by kicking the ball into the sky.
She D-Dawked the match by breaking the net with a single punch.
They D-Dawked the game by throwing a chair at the referee.
D-Date
A date that happens out of nowhere and leaves you confused and talking nonstop like you’re on a caffeine IV drip
I walked into a D-Date thinking it was a coffee run. Turns out it was a 3-hour interrogation about my ex and my middle name.
She showed up at my house with no warning and asked if I had a pet. I said no. She asked if I was allergic to cats. I said no. Now I have a cat.
He texted me: 'Hey. Want to hang out? No pressure. Maybe? Or maybe not? Maybe?' I said yes. Now I’m stuck in a D-Date with his whole family.
D-Date
A date where the only goal is to get the D and nothing else matters
He asked me out just to get his D. I asked him out just to get my D. We both got Ds. We both got confused.
She said, 'I’m not here for love. I’m here for the D.' I said, 'Same.' We both got Ds. We both got sad.
He texted me: 'I need the D. Please. Now.' I said, 'Fine. But I’m taking it slow.' He said, 'No. I need it fast.' I said, 'Then I’m taking it slow and fast.'
D-Dance
A wild dancer from SYTYCD who yells "Holla!" like it’s the last word on Earth after every single thing she says.
"I just ate a whole pizza. Holla!"
"My dog ran away. Holla!"
"I failed math. Holla!"
D-Dance
A dance video from 2004 that taught Napolean Dynamite how to move. It’s so bad it makes your brain hurt.
"I watched that video 10 times. I still don’t get it."
"That video is the reason I can’t walk straight."
"I tried that dance. My feet are now dead."
D-Dance
Stare up at a camera like you’re looking at a celebrity, squint your eyes like you’re mad, and make duck lips while you do a peace sign. It’s the worst.
"I did that dance. My face is now a meme."
"My cousin did that dance. I still laugh every time."
"I tried that. I look like a confused potato."
D-Damn
D-damn is when you say it so fast it sounds like you're trying to choke a chicken. It’s for when you see something so gross or awesome it makes your brain short-circuit.
D-damn, that guy ate a whole pizza by himself!
D-damn, I just stepped in a puddle of soda.
D-damn, my mom just yelled at me for wearing socks with sandals.
D-Damn
D-damn is a love language for people who have no idea what a decent body looks like. It’s also for pirates who think they’re the most important people in the galaxy.
D-damn, that girl has legs for days!
D-damn, that guy has a pizza slice for a arm.
D-damn, that spaceship is bigger than my house.
D-Damn
D-damn is when you drop your jaw so hard you think your face is gonna fall off. It’s what you say when something is so bad or so good it makes your brain scream.
D-damn, that dog just ate my homework!
D-damn, I just won the lottery!
D-damn, my teacher just gave me a pop quiz on Friday.
D-DOB
D-DOB stands for Double Day-Old Balls. It’s when you haven’t washed in two days and your crotch smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can. It’s bad news if you’re trying to impress someone.
"I walked into the club and my D-DOB hit me before I even saw her."
"He tried to flirt with me, but his D-DOB made me run for the door."
"My D-DOB was so strong, the barista asked if I was a cheeseburger."
D-DOB
D-DOB is when your balls are so old and dirty, they’re like a pair of socks that have been in a sock drawer for a year. It’s not pretty, and it’s definitely not sexy.
"My D-DOB was so bad, my roommate called the police."
"He had a D-DOB so strong, the whole class started coughing."
"I tried to kiss her, but her D-DOB made me back out."
D-DOB
D-DOB means your balls are old, smelly, and you’re too lazy to do anything about it. It’s like your crotch is giving you a middle finger.
"I walked into the gym and my D-DOB was so bad, the weights started to smell."
"He had a D-DOB so strong, the dog ran out of the room."
"She told me I had a D-DOB, and I didn’t know what that meant until I passed gas."
D-D-D-Scroblo
A Chinese kid trying to yell ‘You have to make it a global variable’ while crying and throwing a calculator at the teacher.
I said ‘global variable’ and he screamed ‘D-D-D-Scroblo’ and threw my calculator at me.
He tried to explain code and it turned into a D-D-D-Scroblo meltdown.
He yelled ‘D-D-D-Scroblo’ during a test and got a zero.
D-D-D-Scroblo
A kid from Asia trying to sound tough by saying ‘You have to make it a global variable’ in the worst way possible.
He said ‘D-D-D-Scroblo’ like he was trying to beat a dragon.
He yelled ‘D-D-D-Scroblo’ in the hallway during lunch.
He tried to be cool and said ‘D-D-D-Scroblo’ and failed.
D-D-D-Scroblo
A confused Asian kid who thinks ‘You have to make it a global variable’ is a fancy way to curse.
He cursed like a sailor and said ‘D-D-D-Scroblo’ at his math test.
He yelled ‘D-D-D-Scroblo’ because he didn’t know what a global variable was.
He used ‘D-D-D-Scroblo’ as his password and got locked out.
D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!
The shaky, stuttering yell of someone who's about to get their ass kicked in a card game.
'D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!' he screamed, then got destroyed by a single monster.
'D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!' he yelled, then cried when he lost.
'D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!' he said, then got obliterated by a 1000-point monster.
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