D-DOB

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D-DOB stands for Double Day-Old Balls. It’s when you haven’t washed in two days and your crotch smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can. It’s bad news if you’re trying to impress someone.
"I walked into the club and my D-DOB hit me before I even saw her."
"He tried to flirt with me, but his D-DOB made me run for the door."
"My D-DOB was so strong, the barista asked if I was a cheeseburger."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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D-DOB is when your balls are so old and dirty, they’re like a pair of socks that have been in a sock drawer for a year. It’s not pretty, and it’s definitely not sexy.
"My D-DOB was so bad, my roommate called the police."
"He had a D-DOB so strong, the whole class started coughing."
"I tried to kiss her, but her D-DOB made me back out."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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D-DOB means your balls are old, smelly, and you’re too lazy to do anything about it. It’s like your crotch is giving you a middle finger.
"I walked into the gym and my D-DOB was so bad, the weights started to smell."
"He had a D-DOB so strong, the dog ran out of the room."
"She told me I had a D-DOB, and I didn’t know what that meant until I passed gas."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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