D-DOB
D-DOB is when your balls are so old and dirty, they’re like a pair of socks that have been in a sock drawer for a year. It’s not pretty, and it’s definitely not sexy.
"My D-DOB was so bad, my roommate called the police."
"He had a D-DOB so strong, the whole class started coughing."
"I tried to kiss her, but her D-DOB made me back out."