D-DOB
D-DOB means your balls are old, smelly, and you’re too lazy to do anything about it. It’s like your crotch is giving you a middle finger.
"I walked into the gym and my D-DOB was so bad, the weights started to smell."
"He had a D-DOB so strong, the dog ran out of the room."
"She told me I had a D-DOB, and I didn’t know what that meant until I passed gas."