D-Date
A date where the only goal is to get the D and nothing else matters
He asked me out just to get his D. I asked him out just to get my D. We both got Ds. We both got confused.
She said, 'I’m not here for love. I’m here for the D.' I said, 'Same.' We both got Ds. We both got sad.
He texted me: 'I need the D. Please. Now.' I said, 'Fine. But I’m taking it slow.' He said, 'No. I need it fast.' I said, 'Then I’m taking it slow and fast.'