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A freedom
A freedom is when you can live how you want to live, and no one else gets to say you’re wrong.
'I live how I want to live, and no one else gets to say I’m wrong.'
'You can live your life, and no one else has to care.'
'Freedom is when you get to be you, and no one else can stop you.'
A freedom
A freedom is something you have to fight for, and the best way to fight for it is to do nothing, or throw granade, bark necks, and shoot people with a turret gun.
'Freedom is when you fight for it, and the best way is to just do nothing.'
'You can throw granade, bark necks, and shoot people with a turret gun.'
'You can just stand there and do nothing, and that’s the best way to fight for freedom.'
A freck Ton
it’s like a mountain of sh*t you can’t ignore
I got a freck ton of homework and I’m gonna fail
She sent me a freck ton of messages and I still don’t know what she wants
This pizza has a freck ton of cheese and it’s amazing
A freck Ton
it’s so much it’s almost a crime
He brought a freck ton of snacks and ate them all
This freck ton of problems is making me lose my mind
I got a freck ton of text messages and I can’t reply to all of them
A freck Ton
it’s like the universe threw everything at you at once
I got a freck ton of work and I’m gonna die
She gave me a freck ton of gifts and I don’t know what to do
This freck ton of noise is driving me crazy
A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth and shiny it looks like it was polished by a million monkeys with a mop and a swear jar. You can’t help but snap a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Oooooo’ and a bongo beat in your head.
I saw this guy walking down the street and my phone almost fell out of my hand trying to take a pic. Ooooooo 🥁
My cousin’s uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I texted my whole family and we all laughed until my mom cried.
My gym teacher’s head is so good I almost asked him if he was a god.
A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is the kind of bald head that makes you want to kiss it. It’s so clean it’s like it was washed by a saint and dried with a swear word. You snap a pic and send it to your homies with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat in your soul.
My neighbor’s head is so good I think he’s trying to flirt with me. Ooooooo 🥁
My brother’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole class and they all started laughing in math.
My boss’s head is so clean I almost asked for a raise.
A freaking goodie
A freaking goodie is when a Black guy’s head is so smooth you could slide a coin across it. It’s so good you can’t help but take a pic and send it to your squad with a loud ‘Ooooo’ and a bongo beat that makes your neighbor’s dog howl.
My friend’s head is so good I took a pic and sent it to my crush. She texted me back with a heart emoji.
My uncle’s head is a freaking goodie. I sent it to my whole family and we all laughed until my dad snored in the middle of it.
My teacher’s head is so smooth I almost tried to put a coin on it during class.
A fraudulent re-labeling racket
A fake label scam that ends with a kid getting fed to a goat.
The priest said it was a donation, but it was a goat dinner.
My cousin got labeled 'chicken' and never came home.
The school said it was a field trip, but it was a meat market.
A fraudulent re-labeling racket
A lying label game where kids get gutted for profit.
They told my brother it was a pizza party, but it was a slaughterhouse.
The labels were fake, and the kids were real meat.
My friend got re-labeled 'beef' and got stuck in a freezer.
A fraudulent re-labeling racket
A fake label hustle that turns kids into meat for rich folks.
My neighbor’s kid was labeled 'lamb' and got sold at the market.
They called it a trade, but it was a meat sale.
The re-labeling was fake, and the kid got carved up.
A franceman
A person who thinks they're French, even if they’re not and probably don’t know how to pronounce their own name.
'I'm not French, I'm a Franceman!' said the guy who spelled his own name wrong.
She claimed to be French just because she liked baguettes and bad wine.
He said he was a Franceman because he once tried to say 'merci' and it came out like 'mercy'.
A franceman
A person who’s too proud to admit they’re not French, even when they’re clearly not.
He refused to admit he wasn’t French, even though he couldn’t speak French and hated croissants.
She said she was a Franceman because she once saw a Frenchman on TV and thought she looked like him.
He claimed to be a Franceman just to make his girlfriend feel special, even though he didn’t know what ‘bonjour’ meant.
A franceman
A person who believes being French is a superpower and that everyone else is just pretending to be normal.
He told his mom he was a Franceman and that she wasn’t even a real Frenchman because she didn’t like French fries.
She said she could beat any real Frenchman in a duel and that it was because she was a Franceman.
He claimed he was a Franceman because he could recite the alphabet in French and that was somehow impressive.
A franceman
A person who’s not French but acts like they are, even when they’re clearly not and probably don’t know how to eat a croissant.
He said he was a Franceman because he once tried to eat a croissant and it didn’t work out.
She told her friends she was a Franceman, even though she couldn’t spell ‘French’ and hated wine.
He claimed to be a Franceman just to impress his ex, even though he didn’t know what ‘bon appétit’ meant.
A franceman
A person who thinks they’re so French that even the French are jealous of them.
He said he was a Franceman so good that even the French called him ‘not real’ and that was a compliment.
She told her friends that the French were jealous of her because she was a Franceman and that was a real thing.
He claimed he was a Franceman so good that even the real Frenchmen were like ‘nope, not you’.
A franceman
A person who thinks being French is the best thing ever and that everyone else is just pretending to be normal.
He said he was a Franceman and that being French was the best thing ever, even though he didn’t know how to say ‘hello’ in French.
She told her coworkers she was a Franceman and that being French was the only real thing in life.
He claimed to be a Franceman just because he liked French fries and that was a real achievement.
A frame and beers
When you grab a twelve pack with your buddy and go full animal on some old lady’s face
I got a twelve pack and face-checked my neighbor’s wife. She cried. I got a high five.
My best friend and I went full beast mode on a lady’s face. She ran. We drank.
We got a twelve pack and started screaming at an old lady’s face. She got a divorce. We got a pizza.
A frame and beers
When you and your best friend rip open a twelve pack and beat up some old lady like she owes you money
My buddy and I got a twelve pack and beat up Mrs. Smith. She didn’t even know who we were.
We opened a twelve pack and started punchin’ some old lady. She fell. We laughed.
We got a twelve pack, we got a lady, we got a fight. She got a broken nose.
A frame and beers
When you and your buddy get a twelve pack and absolutely ruin some old lady’s day with your loud screaming
We got a twelve pack and screamed at Mrs. Johnson until she cried. We laughed. She got a headache.
My buddy and I screamed at an old lady until she ran out of the store. We drank. She got a migraine.
We had a twelve pack and screamed at some old lady like she was our enemy. She left. We high-fived.
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