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A human who acts like they're the only person on the planet and would rather die than help you.

My dad is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I broke my leg, but he helped his goldfish when it got lost.

My sister is a sleepest. She wouldn't even help me when I was trapped in a closet, but she texted me 20 times about her hair.

My boss is a sleepest. He let the whole office fall apart just to avoid giving me a raise.

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A sleepest

A person who only cares about themselves and would let you rot in a ditch just to get their own way.

My best friend is a sleepest. He let me fail my test just so he could eat pizza.

My pet is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I was stuck on the roof, but he ate all my chips.

My grandma is a sleepest. She left me in the middle of a hurricane just to watch her soap opera.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A sleepest

A human who would rather explode than help you and acts like they're the only person who matters.

My friend is a sleepest. He let me get eaten by a bear just so he could play video games.

My brother is a sleepest. He didn't help me when I was stuck in the toilet, but he helped his goldfish get a new tank.

My teacher is a sleepest. She let me fail just to get a raise.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

a piece of cake so good it makes your teeth ache and your soul scream

I ate a slice of grandma's birthday cake and my teeth are still yelling at me.

That cake was like a slap in the face with frosting.

I tried to eat grandma's cake and my soul was like, 'what did you do to me?'

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A slice of grandma's birthday cake

a sugary trap that promises happiness but delivers a sugar high and a sugar crash

I ate a slice of grandma's cake and now I'm bouncing off the walls like a sugar-fueled lunatic.

Grandma's cake is like a trap for my brain.

I ate that cake and now I can't stop bouncing like a kangaroo on a trampoline.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A slice of grandma's birthday cake

a piece of cake so rich it could make a cow jealous and a king weep

That cake was so good it made my cow cousin cry.

Grandma's cake was like a treasure map for my taste buds.

I ate a slice and my king ancestor wept in his grave.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skrrr skrrr

A skrrr skrrr is a South African kid who lives in the streets, wears way too much jewelry, and acts like they're the king of the world. They probably listen to The Migos and lil Uzi Vert and think they're cool.

Skrrr skrrr here, I'm flexin' with my clout glasses and my dreads

I'm the king of the streets, and I know it

I'm doing it for the culture, and you're just a side show

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skrrr skrrr

A skrrr skrrr is a guy who wears way too much bling, paints his nails, and thinks he's the most important person in the world. He probably owns clout glasses and says stuff like 'I'm doing it for the culture.'

I got dreads and bling, I'm the king of the streets

I paint my nails and wear flowers on my hair

I'm not just a skr, I'm the whole culture

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skrrr skrrr

A skrrr skrrr is a South African guy who loves jewelry, dreads, and bling so much it's ridiculous. He probably listens to The Migos and lil Uzi Vert and says 'It's all about the squa.'

I got dreads and jewelry, I'm the king of the streets

It's all about the squa, and I'm the king of that

I'm doing it for the culture, and you're just a fan

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skrrr skrrr

A skrrr skrrr is a guy who thinks he's the most important person in the world. He probably paints his nails, wears way too much jewelry, and says things like 'I'm doing it for the culture.'

I paint my nails and wear clout glasses, I'm the king of the culture

I'm doing it for the culture, and I'm the best at it

I wear flowers on my hair and say I'm doing it for the culture

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skrrr skrrr

A skrrr skrrr is a South African kid who acts like he's the most important person in the world. He probably listens to The Migos and lil Uzi Vert, wears way too much jewelry, and says 'It's all about the squa.'

I listen to The Migos and say 'It's all about the squa'

I wear jewelry and say I'm the king of the streets

I paint my nails and say I'm doing it for the culture

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skrrr skrrr

A skrrr skrrr is a guy who loves jewelry, dreads, and bling so much it's ridiculous. He probably says 'It's all about the squa' and thinks he's the king of the world.

It's all about the squa, and I'm the king of that

I have dreads and jewelry, I'm the king of the culture

I paint my nails and say I'm doing it for the culture

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skidmark on the underpants of society

A smelly stain on society's pants that nobody wants to sit next to. They’re the kind of person who makes your morning coffee taste like regret.

My uncle is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He eats tuna sandwiches for breakfast and talks about his dead goldfish like it’s a business deal.

The guy who stole my lunch money is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He’s also the reason I hate math.

My teacher says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say she's just bitter because I aced the test.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skidmark on the underpants of society

The worst kind of person. Like a turd that’s been sitting in a sock for three days. They're the reason society has to take a bath.

My neighbor is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He wears socks to bed and talks to his plants like they’re his exes.

The guy who took my seat on the bus is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He also smells like a garbage can in the summer.

My mom says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say she's just jealous I got a pet rat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A skidmark on the underpants of society

A person so bad that they make society wish they had a hole in the ground to hide in. Like a bad smell that won’t go away.

My brother is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He eats pizza for dinner and wears socks with sandals.

The kid who drew on the wall is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He also has a pet mouse that eats my homework.

My boss says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say he’s just bitter because I got promoted.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A situation

A six-pack of cheap beer. Named after a New Jersey tool with abs that look like they were carved by a chainsaw.

Bro: 'I'm gonna drink a situation and forget my life.'

Mom: 'You're buying situations again? You're gonna be a situation yourself.'

Barista: 'You're gonna need a situation to survive this hangover.'

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A situation

Mike Sorrentino's abs on MTV's 'Jersey Shore.' He's got the body of a god, but the brain of a confused toddler.

Friend: 'I wish I had a situation.'

Teacher: 'You're acting like a situation.'

Mom: 'If you don't stop talking, you'll be a situation.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A situation

A nickname for a New Jersey tool on MTV. He's too scared of real relationships to date anyone and just brings grenades to the crib.

Text: 'I'm just like the situation. I bring grenades to the crib.'

DM: 'The situation would bring a grenade to a bar.'

Post: 'The situation: grenade lover, relationship avoider.'

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A situation

A one-celled organism from New Jersey who is about to lose all his fame and end up forgotten.

Caption: 'The situation is fading away like a bad tan.'

Status: 'The situation is going down like a drunk on a rollercoaster.'

Text: 'The situation is fading faster than my hair.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A situation

The situation. Yours never changed. You've been saying this for months. You're alone and you're not even trying.

Message: 'You're still the situation. You never change.'

Post: 'The situation is you. You've been the same for months.'

Text: 'You're the situation. You don't even try anymore.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago