A skidmark on the underpants of society
A person so bad that they make society wish they had a hole in the ground to hide in. Like a bad smell that won’t go away.
My brother is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He eats pizza for dinner and wears socks with sandals.
The kid who drew on the wall is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He also has a pet mouse that eats my homework.
My boss says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say he’s just bitter because I got promoted.