A skidmark on the underpants of society
The worst kind of person. Like a turd that’s been sitting in a sock for three days. They're the reason society has to take a bath.
My neighbor is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He wears socks to bed and talks to his plants like they’re his exes.
The guy who took my seat on the bus is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He also smells like a garbage can in the summer.
My mom says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say she's just jealous I got a pet rat.