Discover Slang

A gob (G.O.B)

A group of kids who act like they're the kings of the school, but they're just a bunch of weaklings.

They called me a wimp, but I beat them up.

They tried to steal my homework and got caught.

They said they were the best, but I showed them otherwise.

when you’re so wasted and covered in glitter you fart it out and your dog eats it and then eats your face and you’re like why is my dog glowing and why is my nose glittery

my dog just ate my glitter fart and now he’s glittery and I’m crying

I farted glitter and my dog licked my face and now I look like a disco ball

my glitter fart was so strong my dog had a seizure and started dancing

when a stripper farts so hard it shoots glitter out and it hits you in the face and you’re like why is there glitter in my mouth and why is my nose glittery

that stripper farted glitter in my face and now I look like a glitter bomb exploded

I got hit by a glitter fart and now I’m glittery and confused

the stripper farted glitter and I got glitter in my hair and now I’m glittery and mad

when a stripper farts glitter in your face and you go home and your wife is like why do you smell like glitter and why is your face glittery

my wife asked why I smell like glitter and why my face is glittery and I said I got hit by a glitter fart

I came home after a glitter fart and my wife was like what did you do to your face

my wife said I look like a glittery mess and I said it’s because of the glitter fart

when a guy is so gay he’s basically a glittery flamingo and everyone knows it and it’s annoying

that guy is so gay he’s like a glittery flamingo and I hate it

he’s so glittery and gay I want to punch him

he’s like a glittery flamingo and I can’t stand it

when someone loves purple, glitter, and drinking so much they’re basically a glittery drunk purple monster

he’s a glittery purple monster and he’s always drunk

she’s a glittery purple monster and she drinks like a fish

he’s a purple glitter monster and he drinks like a maniac

when someone is obsessed with purple, glitter, and drinking and they go on wild side quests to find more glitter and lore

she went on a side quest for glitter lore and came back covered in glitter

he went on a glitter side quest and now he’s purple and drunk

they went on a glittery purple quest and now they’re both glittery and drunk

A bunch of gays and other weirdos who like to hang out together and make everyone else confused.

My cousin joined a glitter and now he thinks he's a unicorn.

My teacher is part of a glitter and she won't stop talking about rainbows.

I got invited to a glitter party and it was just people crying and eating pizza.

The worst thing ever. It sticks to your skin like a curse and never leaves you alone.

I stepped on glitter and now my shoes are haunted.

My dog ate glitter and now he looks like a Christmas tree.

I tried to clean up glitter and now my hands look like they have a disease.

The gay version of a cold. It spreads everywhere and makes you feel like you're covered in sparkles.

My friend got glitter from his sister and now he can't stop sneezing sparkles.

I caught glitter from my brother and now I have glitter in my ears.

My mom got glitter and now the whole house is glittery.

A magical disease that comes from the future and turns everything into glitter.

I got glitter and now my bedroom looks like a disco.

My dog got glitter and now he thinks he's a dance floor.

I got glitter from my friend and now my face is glittery.

Glitter is the gay version of a cold that makes everything sparkle and never goes away.

I got glitter from my sister and now my bed is glittery.

My dog got glitter and now he has glitter in his fur.

I caught glitter from my friend and now my face is glittery.

A shiny light that makes everything look beautiful, but it’s also the reason people have glitter in their hair forever.

I saw glitter and I thought it was a rainbow.

I used glitter and now my hair looks like a disco.

I got glitter on my face and now I look like a sparkle monster.

When you throw glitter on someone who doesn’t like gays, and it makes them look like a sparkle disaster.

I threw glitter on my teacher and now he looks like a glittery mess.

I threw glitter on my mom and now she looks like a sparkle monster.

I threw glitter on my dad and now he looks like a glittery zombie.

A glass of Sammy

Getting a glass of Sammy means you've been shut up for being a pain. It’s like getting a slap from the universe and a warning to stop being annoying.

My boss gave me a glass of Sammy after I talked too much in the meeting.

My sister got a glass of Sammy because she kept teasing my dog.

I got a glass of Sammy after I yelled at the pizza delivery guy.

A glass of Sammy

A glass of Sammy is when you're so annoying you get a special kind of quiet time. It’s not mean. It’s just the universe saying, 'you're going too far.'

My neighbor got a glass of Sammy because he played his music too loud at 2 a. m.

My friend got a glass of Sammy after she insulted my mom.

I got a glass of Sammy for talking during the movie.

A glass of Sammy

If you get a glass of Sammy, it means you're so annoying you've earned the right to be quiet. It's like the universe giving you a time-out for being a pain.

I got a glass of Sammy because I kept interrupting my teacher.

My brother got a glass of Sammy after he stole my snack.

My friend got a glass of Sammy for making fun of my haircut.

A glarner

When you ditch your friends for a night to smoke weed and eat pizza on the couch like a king.

I'm not coming to the party. I'm getting high and eating pizza like a boss.

Why would I go out when I can just chill and eat snacks at home?

You all can have the fun. I'll be here with my snacks and my smoke.

A glarner

Choosing to ignore your friends so you can get high and forget about life for a while.

I'm not coming. I need my weed and my peace.

You all can have the party. I'll be here with my smoke and my silence.

I'm staying home. You all can have the chaos.