A glitter fart

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when you’re so wasted and covered in glitter you fart it out and your dog eats it and then eats your face and you’re like why is my dog glowing and why is my nose glittery
my dog just ate my glitter fart and now he’s glittery and I’m crying
I farted glitter and my dog licked my face and now I look like a disco ball
my glitter fart was so strong my dog had a seizure and started dancing
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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when a stripper farts so hard it shoots glitter out and it hits you in the face and you’re like why is there glitter in my mouth and why is my nose glittery
that stripper farted glitter in my face and now I look like a glitter bomb exploded
I got hit by a glitter fart and now I’m glittery and confused
the stripper farted glitter and I got glitter in my hair and now I’m glittery and mad
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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when a stripper farts glitter in your face and you go home and your wife is like why do you smell like glitter and why is your face glittery
my wife asked why I smell like glitter and why my face is glittery and I said I got hit by a glitter fart
I came home after a glitter fart and my wife was like what did you do to your face
my wife said I look like a glittery mess and I said it’s because of the glitter fart
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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when a guy is so gay he’s basically a glittery flamingo and everyone knows it and it’s annoying
that guy is so gay he’s like a glittery flamingo and I hate it
he’s so glittery and gay I want to punch him
he’s like a glittery flamingo and I can’t stand it
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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when someone loves purple, glitter, and drinking so much they’re basically a glittery drunk purple monster
he’s a glittery purple monster and he’s always drunk
she’s a glittery purple monster and she drinks like a fish
he’s a purple glitter monster and he drinks like a maniac
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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when someone is obsessed with purple, glitter, and drinking and they go on wild side quests to find more glitter and lore
she went on a side quest for glitter lore and came back covered in glitter
he went on a glitter side quest and now he’s purple and drunk
they went on a glittery purple quest and now they’re both glittery and drunk
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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