A glitter fart
when a stripper farts so hard it shoots glitter out and it hits you in the face and you’re like why is there glitter in my mouth and why is my nose glittery
that stripper farted glitter in my face and now I look like a glitter bomb exploded
I got hit by a glitter fart and now I’m glittery and confused
the stripper farted glitter and I got glitter in my hair and now I’m glittery and mad