A glitter fart
when a stripper farts glitter in your face and you go home and your wife is like why do you smell like glitter and why is your face glittery
my wife asked why I smell like glitter and why my face is glittery and I said I got hit by a glitter fart
I came home after a glitter fart and my wife was like what did you do to your face
my wife said I look like a glittery mess and I said it’s because of the glitter fart