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A WenJun

A WenJun is a human who is as wide as a door and as bozotic as a confused donkey

I tried to fit through the door and got stuck like a sausage in a toaster

My uncle said I looked like a confused donkey after I ate ten burgers

My gym teacher gave me a look like I had committed a crime

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A WenJun

A WenJun is a loud, happy, human who can talk to anyone and dance like a trained monkey

At the party, I talked to everyone like I was the main character of a movie

I did a backflip in the hallway and got a detention

My favorite Kpop group made me smile so hard my face hurt

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A Welsh

Lying about losing your keys so you can go do something better.

My keys are gone, I swear! I have to go get pizza.

I told my mom my keys are at the bottom of the ocean.

I said my keys were stolen by a duck.

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A Welsh

People from Wales, which is a country in the UK, and their capital is Cardiff. They also have their own accent.

I’m Welsh, so I can talk like a posh Londoner or a grumpy farmer.

My cousin is Welsh, and he says ‘lorry’ instead of ‘truck’.

My friend’s from Wales, and she can’t stop saying ‘chuff’ for ‘chuff’.

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A Welsh

Not paying your debts because you're a sneaky bastard from Wales.

I said I’ll pay you back next week. I mean, next year.

I ran to Wales to avoid paying my debt, and I still haven’t come back.

I said I’m Welsh, so I don’t have to pay you.

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A Welsh

Being proud of your country, even if it’s tiny and stuck under the English’s nose.

I’m Welsh, and I don’t care if you think I’m tiny and stuck under the English’s nose.

I love Wales, even if it’s the size of a fart.

I’m proud of Wales even if it’s the only country that still remembers the English’s sins.

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A Welsh

Smart, tricky people who trick the English by pretending to fuck sheep instead of stealing them.

I said I was going to fuck a sheep instead of stealing it.

I tricked the English by saying I was going to shag a sheep.

I got caught stealing a sheep but said I was going to fuck it instead.

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A Welsh

Strong people with a language older than the English, who still fight even when the English try to make them speak English.

I’m Welsh, and I still speak Welsh even though the English tried to make me speak English.

My grandpa still speaks Welsh, and he’s not afraid to tell the English to shut up.

I speak Welsh even though the English tried to make me forget it.

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A Welsh

Awesome people who kick ass with the Irish and make the English feel like total losers.

I’m Welsh, and I kick ass with the Irish.

The Welsh and the Irish are the best, and the English are the worst.

If you don’t like the Welsh and the Irish, just go fuck off.

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A Wellington

A big, smelly hole that looks like a rubber boot that has been soaked in cheese and left in a puddle.

My aunt’s Wellington is so big it could hold a whole pizza.

He said he was going for a walk, but I saw him walking into a Wellington.

My dog ran into a Wellington and came out covered in mud and shame.

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A Wellington

The place where Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson got so drunk they forgot they were supposed to be enemies. There’s a blurry video of it, and it’s like watching a toddler try to do a TikTok.

I watched that video and cried because Harry hugged Louis instead of kissing him.

My brother said it was the best thing he ever saw, even though it was filmed on a flip phone.

That video is so bad it makes my mom’s cooking look like a masterpiece.

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A Wellington

Dancing and slowly shoving three fingers up your partner’s butt like you’re trying to dig for treasure.

At the party, Sarah did the Wellington and the whole room screamed.

My cousin tried to do the Wellington and ended up with a sore finger.

I did the Wellington at the club and got a standing ovation from the bar.

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A Wellington

The capital of New Zealand. It’s so cool it probably gets wind from heaven itself. It also gets smacked with wind like it owes money.

Wellington is so windy, my hair looks like it’s being attacked by a dog.

I went to Wellington and got blown off my feet like a fly.

The wind in Wellington is so strong, it could blow a cow into space.

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A Wellington

The capital of New Zealand. It’s not as fancy as Christchurch, but it’s not as stuck-up as Auckland. It’s got hills that could make a marathon runner cry.

Wellington is so average, it could be the boring cousin at the family reunion.

The hills in Wellington are like stairs that never end.

I got lost in Wellington and ended up in a hill that looked like it was made of bricks.

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A Wellington

The capital of New Zealand, home of Weta Studios. It’s got cool graffiti and hills that can turn a walk into a workout.

Wellington is like a gym that also has art class.

The graffiti in Wellington is so good, it could beat up a mural.

I walked up a hill in Wellington and my legs felt like they were on fire.

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A Wellington

Grabbing a girl’s hand and shoving it on your crotch like you’re trying to steal her lunch money and she didn’t even know it.

He did the Wellington at school and got sent to the office.

My friend tried the Wellington and ended up with a red face.

I did the Wellington in the mall and got a look from a security guard like I was a criminal.

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A Wellard

A Wellard is a fake tough guy who thinks he's the boss but is actually a useless pile of garbage.

My cousin is a Wellard. He flexes in the gym but can't even lift a bag of chips.

That Wellard tried to flirt with my mom and got called a 'disgrace to mankind'.

The Wellard at school thinks he's cool, but he cried when his pet goldfish died.

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A Wellard

A Wellard is a smelly cave-dweller from Wales who lives with his ugly friend Erin and their weird kid Smichael.

That Wellard lives in a cave and eats raw meat for breakfast.

The Wellard and Erin are always arguing about who's the better troll.

The baby Smichael is already a nightmare. Poor Wellard.

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A Welcome Distraction

A band from El Monte, CA that rips your eardrums with loud metal, sings hooks so catchy they’ll stick to your brain like gum, and performs like they’re high on energy and weed.

My cousin’s dog started barking at the stage during their show. It was like a metal concert for dogs.

I tried to text during their set and failed because their music was too loud and I got distracted.

My mom said their stage performance was so good she almost forgot to yell at me for eating the last slice of pizza.

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A Welcome Distraction

A group from El Monte, CA that screams metal so loud it could wake the dead, writes songs that get stuck in your head like a bad habit, and performs like they’re trying to set the stage on fire.

My neighbor’s cat started dancing to their song ‘Fatty Fatty’ and now it won’t stop.

I tried to do my math homework during their concert and failed because I was too distracted by the music.

My dad said their performance was so good he almost forgot to yell at me for stealing his coffee.

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