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A tale so dumb it makes your head explode and your brain yell at you.

My uncle said he was a superhero. I asked what his powers were. He said he could turn invisible… but only in the dark and only if he didn’t move.

My cousin said she was a princess. I asked if she had a crown. She said she had a hat from the grocery store and a very loud voice.

My brother said he was a wizard. I asked what spells he knew. He said he could make toast fly… but only on Tuesdays.

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A Ross Webster

To act like you're the king of Urban Dictionary while asking everyone else how it works.

Hey, does Urban Dictionary work by magic or something? I'm confused.

Why are you all using Urban Dictionary like it's a secret code? I need instructions.

Can someone just explain Urban Dictionary to me? I'm not asking for a PhD.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross Webster

To question how Urban Dictionary works while pretending you're a dictionary expert.

I thought I knew everything about Urban Dictionary, but I'm wrong. How does this even work?

I'm a dictionary pro, but I'm confused. Can someone explain this to me?

I'm not just confused, I'm offended. How does Urban Dictionary even work?

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross Webster

To ask how Urban Dictionary works when you're clearly not using it right.

How does Urban Dictionary even work? I'm doing it wrong, aren't I?

I'm not sure if I'm using Urban Dictionary or just pretending to.

I'm asking how Urban Dictionary works because I think I'm doing it wrong.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross Webster

To question the basics of Urban Dictionary while clearly not understanding it.

Is Urban Dictionary just a bunch of random words? I'm confused.

I'm asking how Urban Dictionary works because I think it's just a bunch of nonsense.

Why is Urban Dictionary so complicated? I'm not even sure I'm using it right.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross Webster

To ask everyone else how Urban Dictionary works while acting like you're the expert.

Why are you all using Urban Dictionary like it's a secret? I'm the expert here.

I'm not confused, I'm just explaining Urban Dictionary to you.

I'm the dictionary expert, and I don't know how it works. Can someone help me?

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross Webster

To ask how Urban Dictionary works when you're clearly not using it correctly.

How does Urban Dictionary work? I'm using it wrong, aren't I?

I'm not just confused, I'm using Urban Dictionary wrong.

I'm asking how Urban Dictionary works because I think I'm using it wrong.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a drink made with fancy tequila and tonic. It’s so good it made hotel bars run out of tequila and made everyone at the 2013 ACE/UTI golf classic look like fools.

I drank 4 A Rosses and still had to walk home.

That Ross cocktail is why I’m broke and my bar tab is 200.

I saw a guy drink an A Ross and he cried. I think he got a refund.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross

A Ross is when you cut grass because you like it, or you do it for someone else just to be nice.

I did a Ross for my mom. She said I was a good son, but I think she just wanted the lawn cut.

My neighbor did a Ross on my lawn and I gave him a sandwich. He said I was a good friend.

I did a Ross and got a compliment. I think I’m gonna do more.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got brown hair, green eyes, and a voice that sounds like a smoothie. He’s got a heart of gold but also a brain that’s full of nonsense.

Ross said he’d wait a year for me. I said I’d wait a year for him. We both got distracted by a pizza.

Ross told me he’d name our kids after my ex. I told him I’d name his dog after my ex’s cat.

Ross said he was special. I said he was delusional. He said I was cute.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a guy who moves like a legend. He’s the #1 ass mover. He’s got the body of a god and the confidence of a king.

Ross walked in and I immediately wanted to touch his ass.

I asked Ross to move my ass and he moved mine too.

Ross has a body so good I want to marry him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a guy who’s so good in bed that women line up just to get with him. If you haven’t had Ross, you’re out of your mind.

Ross said I was his first. I said I was his last. He said I was his favorite.

I told Ross I wasn’t his type. He said he was my type. I said he was right.

Ross told me I was his Sex God. I told him I was his Sex Goddess.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross

A Ross is the most beautiful girl ever. She’s shy, she tells her friends everything, and she’ll drop everything to help her best friend.

Ross stayed up with me until 3 a. m. just to listen to me cry about my ex.

Ross told her best friend everything. Her best friend told her everything. I got the inside scoop.

Ross dropped out of school to help her best friend pass a test. I think she’s a legend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Ross

A Ross is a guy who will fall in love with his best friend’s sister. He’s not a simp, but he’s got a butt so big it’s legendary.

Ross fell in love with his best friend’s sister. His best friend fell in love with Ross’s sister. They all got confused.

Ross has a butt so big it deserves its own Instagram page.

Ross said he’d date me if I gave him a sandwich. I said I’d date him if he gave me a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Rosita

When you chug beer like it's water and then go home and shave your head with a rusty razor

I drank four beers and shaved my head with a butter knife

I woke up with a bald head and a hangover

My barber called me a drunk idiot

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Rosita

Rosita is the best person you'll ever know, but she'll cuss you out if you don't give her enough attention

She yelled at me because I texted her back with 'lol'

She said I was a lousy lover

She called me a brain-dead idiot for not listening

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Rosita

She’s the kind of girl that makes you feel like a king, but she’ll also make you feel like a complete idiot if you mess up

She told me I was a dumbass for missing her birthday

She said I was the worst boyfriend ever

She made me feel like a total failure

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Rosita

The most perfect girl in the world, and any guy who even looks at her gets jealous

My friend got jealous because she smiled at another guy

I got jealous because she was with Erwin

She makes every guy feel like a loser

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Rosita

It’s like the worst pain ever, but it’s also the best thing that ever happened to you

It felt like my head was on fire

It was the worst day of my life

It was worth it in the end

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Rosita

A girl who wipes her snatch on a guy’s face after working out like a beast

She wiped her snatch on my face after a workout

I got covered in sweat and her snatch

She turned my face into a wipe zone

by Slangipedia 17d ago