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A Pet Named Steve
When you're so desperate you blame a made-up pet for stealing your burger or your wife. That pet is Steve.
"Steve stole my burger and my wife. I'm gonna kill him.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode
Markiplier cried because Steve stole his wife and his burger.
Steve is the reason Markiplier's life is falling apart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
Markiplier’s imaginary pet named Steve, who he brings into Google Feud. It's just him trying to cover up his bad game.
"Steve didn't help me, so I lost. It's not my fault.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode
Markiplier blames Steve for not helping him win again.
Steve is the only pet Markiplier has, and he's not helping.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pet Named Steve
A gay bird named Steve that Markiplier made up to help him in Google Feud. It's also a way to avoid being called a loser.
"Steve is gay, and he's the only reason I play Google Feud.", Markiplier during a Google Feud episode
Markiplier cries because Steve is gay and didn't help him win.
Steve is a gay bird, and Markiplier is obsessed with him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is like a smelly fart in a quiet room. He wears lady pants for laughs and sprays himself with water like a madman. He’s not just a pain he’s a pain with a degree.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a guy who thinks he's the king of the world and wears his grandma's underpants for fun. He’s smart but also a total pain in the arse.
He showed up to the party in a skirt and a pair of socks. No one knew what to say.
He challenged the teacher to a math fight and won by using a calculator like it was a weapon.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he’s the funniest person ever. He wears women’s clothes and splashes water on himself like it’s a fancy party trick. He’s got brains but uses them to be a total pain.
He showed up to class wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a guy who thinks he’s the funniest man on Earth. He wears ladies’ underpants for a laugh and splashes himself with water like a madman. He’s smart but still a total pain.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he’s the funniest person on the planet. He wears a bra and socks for no reason and splashes water on himself like a madman. He’s smart but still a total pain.
He showed up to the party in a skirt and a pair of socks. No one knew what to say.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He challenged the teacher to a math fight and won by using a calculator like it was a weapon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pesty Polski
A Pesty Polski is a Polish guy who thinks he's the funniest man in the world. He wears ladies’ underpants and splashes himself with water like it’s a fancy party trick. He’s smart but still a total pain in the arse.
He walked into the office wearing a bra and a pair of socks. No one asked why.
He turned on the tap in the middle of a meeting and sprayed himself like a sprinkler.
He called the principal a ‘dumb billy’ and then pulled out a calculator to prove it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Peter Murray
A Peter Murray is a California freak who tells dad jokes like they’re going out of style, sings them like he’s in a talent show, and still isn’t a dad. It’s the worst kind of misery, like being stuck in a room with a bad smell and a bad joke.
@PeterMurray2000 I’m not a dad, but I know how to make you cry with my jokes
Peter Murray just sang a dad joke in the mall, and I died
Why is this guy still doing A Peter Murray? He’s not even a dad!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Peter Murray
A Peter Murray is a blonde trapper who acts cool but is just trying to sell you carts and weed. He’s the reason you have 10 carts and 100 bags of weed.
Bro, this Peter Murray just sold me 5 carts and said I’d be rich by next week
I bought a cart from a Peter Murray and now I have no money
That Peter Murray is my favorite, he’s got a cart for every mood
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is a human who turns everything into a sexual joke, even if it doesn't make sense.
My math teacher asked, 'What is 2 + 2?' I said, '4, or your face if you keep staring at me.'
I looked up 'rain' and it said, 'A natural phenomenon where you get wet and feel sexy.'
My mom said, 'I made soup.' I said, 'That's not soup. That's your love language.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is someone who believes every word in the dictionary has a hidden dirty meaning.
'Table' is now 'a place where you sit and flirt.'
I looked up 'cloud' and it was 'a fluffy thing that looks like a naked man.'
My friend said, 'I like pie.' I said, 'You're not just liking pie. You're craving it like it's your soul.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is a person who thinks your whole life is a sexual experience, even if you don't want it to be.
'I like coffee.' 'That’s not coffee. That’s your daily seduction.'
I said, 'I like cats.' He said, 'You like cats. Or you just like the way they purr.'
I said, 'I like books.' He said, 'You like books. Or you just like the way they feel in your hands.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is someone who makes everything a sexual joke, even if you're not in the mood for it.
I said, 'I like pizza.' He said, 'That's not pizza. That's your love language.'
I said, 'I like dogs.' He said, 'You like dogs. Or you just like their tongues.'
I said, 'I like music.' He said, 'You like music. Or you just like the way it makes your heart beat.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is a person who turns everything into a sexual joke, even if it's not needed.
'I like chocolate.' 'That’s not chocolate. That’s your new addiction.'
I said, 'I like movies.' He said, 'You like movies. Or you just like the way they make your heart race.'
I said, 'I like ice cream.' He said, 'That’s not ice cream. That’s your new love language.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is someone who thinks your whole life is a sexual joke, even if it doesn't make sense.
I said, 'I like apples.' He said, 'That’s not apples. That’s your new obsession.'
I said, 'I like the beach.' He said, 'You like the beach. Or you just like the way the sun feels on your skin.'
I said, 'I like music.' He said, 'You like music. Or you just like the way it makes your heart beat.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pervert
A pervert is a person who makes everything a sexual joke, even if you're not in the mood for it.
I said, 'I like coffee.' He said, 'That’s not coffee. That’s your daily seduction.'
I said, 'I like dogs.' He said, 'You like dogs. Or you just like their tongues.'
I said, 'I like the moon.' He said, 'You like the moon. Or you just like the way it shines on your face.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Person On YouTube
A Person On YouTube is a guy who thinks he's famous and yells at his phone like it owes him money.
'YouTube isn't a job it's a religion!', said no one ever.
He cried when his sub count didn't go up.
He DM'd me and said, 'You're not a real fan, you're just here for the merch.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Person On YouTube
A Person On YouTube is a loser who thinks the internet is real and tries to be cool by saying dumb stuff.
He said, 'I'm not a streamer, I'm a content creator!', no one knows what that means.
He posted a video of himself eating cereal at 2 AM and called it 'a lifestyle.'
He tried to flirt with a comment section and got roasted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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