A Pervert
A pervert is someone who thinks your whole life is a sexual joke, even if it doesn't make sense.
I said, 'I like apples.' He said, 'That’s not apples. That’s your new obsession.'
I said, 'I like the beach.' He said, 'You like the beach. Or you just like the way the sun feels on your skin.'
I said, 'I like music.' He said, 'You like music. Or you just like the way it makes your heart beat.'
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