A Ross
A Ross is a guy who thinks he’s perfect. He’s got brown hair, green eyes, and a voice that sounds like a smoothie. He’s got a heart of gold but also a brain that’s full of nonsense.
Ross said he’d wait a year for me. I said I’d wait a year for him. We both got distracted by a pizza.
Ross told me he’d name our kids after my ex. I told him I’d name his dog after my ex’s cat.
Ross said he was special. I said he was delusional. He said I was cute.