A Wellington

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A big, smelly hole that looks like a rubber boot that has been soaked in cheese and left in a puddle.

My aunt’s Wellington is so big it could hold a whole pizza.

He said he was going for a walk, but I saw him walking into a Wellington.

My dog ran into a Wellington and came out covered in mud and shame.

The place where Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson got so drunk they forgot they were supposed to be enemies. There’s a blurry video of it, and it’s like watching a toddler try to do a TikTok.

I watched that video and cried because Harry hugged Louis instead of kissing him.

My brother said it was the best thing he ever saw, even though it was filmed on a flip phone.

That video is so bad it makes my mom’s cooking look like a masterpiece.

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Dancing and slowly shoving three fingers up your partner’s butt like you’re trying to dig for treasure.

At the party, Sarah did the Wellington and the whole room screamed.

My cousin tried to do the Wellington and ended up with a sore finger.

I did the Wellington at the club and got a standing ovation from the bar.

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The capital of New Zealand. It’s so cool it probably gets wind from heaven itself. It also gets smacked with wind like it owes money.

Wellington is so windy, my hair looks like it’s being attacked by a dog.

I went to Wellington and got blown off my feet like a fly.

The wind in Wellington is so strong, it could blow a cow into space.

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The capital of New Zealand. It’s not as fancy as Christchurch, but it’s not as stuck-up as Auckland. It’s got hills that could make a marathon runner cry.

Wellington is so average, it could be the boring cousin at the family reunion.

The hills in Wellington are like stairs that never end.

I got lost in Wellington and ended up in a hill that looked like it was made of bricks.

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The capital of New Zealand, home of Weta Studios. It’s got cool graffiti and hills that can turn a walk into a workout.

Wellington is like a gym that also has art class.

The graffiti in Wellington is so good, it could beat up a mural.

I walked up a hill in Wellington and my legs felt like they were on fire.

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Grabbing a girl’s hand and shoving it on your crotch like you’re trying to steal her lunch money and she didn’t even know it.

He did the Wellington at school and got sent to the office.

My friend tried the Wellington and ended up with a red face.

I did the Wellington in the mall and got a look from a security guard like I was a criminal.

by Slangipedia 15d ago