Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lying about losing your keys so you can go do something better.

My keys are gone, I swear! I have to go get pizza.

I told my mom my keys are at the bottom of the ocean.

I said my keys were stolen by a duck.

2

People from Wales, which is a country in the UK, and their capital is Cardiff. They also have their own accent.

I’m Welsh, so I can talk like a posh Londoner or a grumpy farmer.

My cousin is Welsh, and he says ‘lorry’ instead of ‘truck’.

My friend’s from Wales, and she can’t stop saying ‘chuff’ for ‘chuff’.

3

Not paying your debts because you're a sneaky bastard from Wales.

I said I’ll pay you back next week. I mean, next year.

I ran to Wales to avoid paying my debt, and I still haven’t come back.

I said I’m Welsh, so I don’t have to pay you.

4

Being proud of your country, even if it’s tiny and stuck under the English’s nose.

I’m Welsh, and I don’t care if you think I’m tiny and stuck under the English’s nose.

I love Wales, even if it’s the size of a fart.

I’m proud of Wales even if it’s the only country that still remembers the English’s sins.

5

Smart, tricky people who trick the English by pretending to fuck sheep instead of stealing them.

I said I was going to fuck a sheep instead of stealing it.

I tricked the English by saying I was going to shag a sheep.

I got caught stealing a sheep but said I was going to fuck it instead.

6

Strong people with a language older than the English, who still fight even when the English try to make them speak English.

I’m Welsh, and I still speak Welsh even though the English tried to make me speak English.

My grandpa still speaks Welsh, and he’s not afraid to tell the English to shut up.

I speak Welsh even though the English tried to make me forget it.

7

Awesome people who kick ass with the Irish and make the English feel like total losers.

I’m Welsh, and I kick ass with the Irish.

The Welsh and the Irish are the best, and the English are the worst.

If you don’t like the Welsh and the Irish, just go fuck off.