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They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad chair every day. You're a smug know-it-all.

They tried to be better but still yelled at the cat. You're a smug know-it-all.

They tried to be better but still cried into their soup. You're a smug know-it-all.

They followed your advice but still sat on the couch and watched sad TV. You're a jerk.

They followed your advice but still ate the same sad cereal every day. You're a jerk.

They followed your advice but still texted you at 3 a. m. about their problems. You're a jerk.

They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad room every day. You're a self-centered fake expert.

They tried to be better but still cried into the same sad coffee. You're a self-centered fake expert.

They tried to be better but still yelled at the dog. You're a self-centered fake expert.

They followed your advice but still sat on the couch and watched sad shows. You're a smug fake guru.

They followed your advice but still cried into the same sad soup. You're a smug fake guru.

They followed your advice but still texted you at 1 a. m. about their problems. You're a smug fake guru.

They tried to be better but still sat in the same sad chair every day. You're a smug fake expert.

They tried to be better but still cried into the same sad cereal. You're a smug fake expert.

They tried to be better but still yelled at the cat. You're a smug fake expert.

Yo, I did a tenth period because I had no life.

Tenth period? More like tenth period of misery.

I came to school just to do my tenth period.

I did my tenth period instead of doing math.

Tenth period is when you’re too tired to care.

I just needed a tenth period to survive the day.

I skipped lunch for my tenth period.

Tenth period is my favorite class.

I didn’t even show up for my tenth period.

I did my tenth period because I had no energy.

Tenth period is the only thing I look forward to.

I did my tenth period instead of going home.

I did my tenth period because I had no life.

Tenth period is the best part of the day.

I had to do my tenth period because I failed math.

'So the coffee was bad, but the reason it was bad was because the beans were roasted in a spaceship and the barista had a headache from listening to elevator music for eight hours.'

'I got a C on the test because I forgot my pencil, but the pencil was from a different dimension and the teacher was actually a robot pretending to be human.'

'The cat walked into the room, and now I have to explain the history of cats, the moon, and why my socks don't match.'

'Why is the sky blue?' 'Because the sky is mad at the ocean and the clouds are just watching.'

'Did you bring chips?' 'No, but I brought a map of the ocean and a list of my regrets.'

'What time is it?' 'It’s the time of the time, and I’m going to fight you about it.'

'I spilled my juice. The juice was pink. The pink was a sign. The end is near.'

'My sock is missing. That sock was a hero. Now it’s just a sock in exile.'

'The toaster didn’t pop up. The toaster is now in mourning. The bread is crying.'

My cousin is a Teni. He thinks he’s a genius but eats cereal for dinner.

My friend’s dog is a Teni. It barks at the mailman like it’s a war.

My teacher called me a Teni because I drew a mustache on the principal.

My dad’s Teni is so weak, it can’t even wake up after a nap.

My brother’s Teni is like a wet sock. It’s embarrassing.

My uncle’s Teni is so small, it got stuck in a bottle cap.

My crush is a Teni. She’s smart, pretty, and still lets me copy her homework.

My mom’s best friend is a Teni. She’s like a walking fairy tale.

My teacher’s wife is a Teni. She makes the best cookies and never yells.

My dad’s Teni is smaller than a pebble. It’s like a joke.

My brother’s Teni is so small, it’s like it’s hiding from the world.

My friend’s Teni is so tiny, it can’t even be proud.

I said ‘Teni’ and my pizza got cold. Then it rained.

My friend used ‘Teni’ and his dog ran away with my homework.

I called my brother a Teni, and now my mom’s mad at me.

My friend is a Teni. He’s nice but can’t beat me at Minecraft.

My cousin is a Teni. He’s super dorky but still fun to talk to.

My neighbor is a Teni. He’s terrible at video games but still my favorite.

My Teni is just a soft noodle. It’s not even trying.

My brother’s Teni is like a sad slug. It’s just there.

My dad’s Teni is soft and lifeless. It’s like a defeated man.