A Modded Week
A game created by a hot guy named Rosttyme who loves showing off his skills.
Rosttyme: 'I just beat the game in one try, losers.'
Rosttyme: 'You're not even close to my level.'
Rosttyme: 'I'm the best, and you know it.'
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A Modded Week
Discord Mod Week is a battle where mods get to yell at people, kick them out, or even ban them for a whole week.
Mod: 'You’re banned for being a total idiot.'
Mod: 'I’m kicking you because you talked trash.'
Mod: 'You’re muted for life, you piece of garbage.'
A Modded Week
From December 29th to January 10th, users get to cuss out the mods without getting in trouble for 12 days straight.
User: 'You’re the worst mod ever!'
User: 'I hate you, you’re a bad mod!'
User: 'You’re so bad, I’ll cuss you every day.'
A Modded Week
From December 21st to 27th, users get to bug the mods nonstop for a whole week, and the mods just have to take it.
User: 'Why are you so bad at your job?'
User: 'You’re the worst mod ever, I swear.'
User: 'You can’t even handle me, you’re so weak.'
A Mitsubishi
When a car company stops making cool cars and starts making boring electric SUVs that look like they were designed by a blind man. Everyone forgets how awesome the old models were, and now the brand is just a shadow of its former self.
My cousin bought a new Mitsubishi SUV and now his life is over.
I used to love Mitsubishi, now I just hate them.
My dad said, 'Why would anyone buy that?' and I said, 'Why would anyone not?'
A Mitsubishi
A legendary pill from the '90s that was so good, it was copied by everyone, even the guy who sold you the pills. It was like the Doves of the ecstasy world, but way better.
My friend took a Mitsubishi and said it was like getting a Nobel Prize.
I tried a Mitsubishi and it was the best day of my life.
My sister's first time with a Mitsubishi was like a concert, and she was the front row.
A Mitsubishi
A company that tried to kill us all in the '40s, but now makes cool cars and even sells fish. Yeah, fish. They’re the biggest company in Japan, and they’ve got a thing for killing people and selling stuff.
My uncle said, 'Mitsubishi makes fish, and I believe him.'
I think they sell fish and cars and I'm confused.
Mitsubishi sells fish and they're not even sorry.
A Mitsubishi
A car company that had some good stuff in the '90s, but then they tried to replace the 3000GT with the Eclipse, and it was like watching your best friend fail a test.
I tried the Eclipse and it was like a bad breakup.
My brother said, 'That car is a disgrace.'
The Eclipse was the worst car ever, and I know that for sure.
A Mitsubishi
A cool Japanese car company that makes rally cars, awesome sports cars, and even some cool sedans. The Evolution is a beast, and the Galant Vr-4 is like the cool older brother.
My cousin drives an Evolution and he's the fastest kid in the neighborhood.
The Galant Vr-4 is like the car version of a superhero.
The Mirage is like the little brother who kicks your ass.
A Mitsubishi
A Japanese word that means three diamonds, and also a huge company that makes cars, TVs, planes, ships, and even tuna. Americans still pronounce it wrong, just like they do with karate.
My teacher said, 'Mitsubishi is three diamonds, and I don't even know why.'
I thought it was 'Mish-bu-shi' and now I feel stupid.
Mitsubishi makes tuna and I'm not even mad.
A Mitsubishi
A giant company that used to make people work like slaves in Korea, and now they make cars and TVs. They even still make planes for the military, and they’re still not paying anyone for the stuff they did.
My cousin said, 'Mitsubishi is like the evil stepmom of the car world.'
They used to make people work like dogs and now they make fish and cars.
I think they’re still guilty and they just don’t care.
A Mirella
A Mirella is when a girl basically gives you a free blow job before your coffee is even warm.
She texted me at 7 AM: 'You better be ready for this.' And then she blew me like it was a job interview.
I woke up to her face in my crotch and a smile that said, 'I'm not done yet.'
She said, 'Good morning,' and then proceeded to ruin my entire day with her mouth.
A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who looks sweet but will steal your heart and then your lunch money.
She smiled at me and said, 'I like you,' then took my last taco and ate it like it was a crime.
She texted me: 'I need your help with my math homework,' then proceeded to flirt me into submission.
She said she was shy, but then she kissed me in front of my whole class.
A Mirella
A Mirella is the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat and your pants shrink by half.
She walked in the room and I instantly forgot my name, my purpose, and my pants.
She said, 'I need your help with something,' and then I realized that something was my soul.
She looked at me and said, 'I like you,' and I instantly became her slave.
A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who will give you the best kiss of your life and then make you do push-ups just for fun.
She kissed me like it was a competition, and then I had to do 50 push-ups just to get her attention.
She said, 'You're cute,' then made me run a mile just for fun.
She smiled at me and said, 'I like you,' and then I got stuck doing push-ups for 20 minutes.
A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who will do anything for her friends, even if it means burning your house down.
She helped my friend move, and in the process, she set my house on fire just to prove a point.
She said, 'I'm your friend,' and then she borrowed my car and crashed it into a tree.
She saved my friend's life, and then she proceeded to make me do 100 sit-ups just for fun.
A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who is super smart but doesn't know it, and then she goes on to make your life a living hell.
She said, 'I'm just average,' and then she aced my math test and made me fail.
She told me she wasn't pretty, and then I saw her in the hallway and instantly fell in love.
She said she wasn't confident, and then she stole my heart and my lunch money.
A Mirella
A Mirella is the most beautiful girl in the world, and she knows it, and she will use that power to make your life a nightmare.
She said, 'I'm just average,' and then I saw her and instantly knew she was a goddess.
She looked at me and said, 'I like you,' and then she made me do 100 push-ups just for fun.
She smiled at me and said, 'I'm not that pretty,' and then I instantly became her slave.
A Mitch and T
a human-shaped blob that lives in their room like a hermit crab, playing WoW so much they forget how to talk to people, and would rather be eaten by a dragon than go outside
I’ve been playing WoW for 3 days straight. My mom thinks I’m dead.
This guy logged into WoW at 3 a. m. and hasn’t moved since.
He told me he’d rather fight a troll in the game than talk to me in real life.
A Mitch and T
a human who is so lazy they could sleep through a zombie apocalypse and still be too tired to move
I didn’t even get out of bed today. I’m a legend.
I slept through my alarm, my mom, and my dog.
He said he was too tired to blink. I believe him.