A Mirella

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A Mirella is when a girl basically gives you a free blow job before your coffee is even warm.

She texted me at 7 AM: 'You better be ready for this.' And then she blew me like it was a job interview.

I woke up to her face in my crotch and a smile that said, 'I'm not done yet.'

She said, 'Good morning,' and then proceeded to ruin my entire day with her mouth.

A Mirella is a girl who looks sweet but will steal your heart and then your lunch money.

She smiled at me and said, 'I like you,' then took my last taco and ate it like it was a crime.

She texted me: 'I need your help with my math homework,' then proceeded to flirt me into submission.

She said she was shy, but then she kissed me in front of my whole class.

A Mirella is the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat and your pants shrink by half.

She walked in the room and I instantly forgot my name, my purpose, and my pants.

She said, 'I need your help with something,' and then I realized that something was my soul.

She looked at me and said, 'I like you,' and I instantly became her slave.

A Mirella is a girl who will give you the best kiss of your life and then make you do push-ups just for fun.

She kissed me like it was a competition, and then I had to do 50 push-ups just to get her attention.

She said, 'You're cute,' then made me run a mile just for fun.

She smiled at me and said, 'I like you,' and then I got stuck doing push-ups for 20 minutes.

A Mirella is a girl who will do anything for her friends, even if it means burning your house down.

She helped my friend move, and in the process, she set my house on fire just to prove a point.

She said, 'I'm your friend,' and then she borrowed my car and crashed it into a tree.

She saved my friend's life, and then she proceeded to make me do 100 sit-ups just for fun.

A Mirella is a girl who is super smart but doesn't know it, and then she goes on to make your life a living hell.

She said, 'I'm just average,' and then she aced my math test and made me fail.

She told me she wasn't pretty, and then I saw her in the hallway and instantly fell in love.

She said she wasn't confident, and then she stole my heart and my lunch money.

A Mirella is the most beautiful girl in the world, and she knows it, and she will use that power to make your life a nightmare.

She said, 'I'm just average,' and then I saw her and instantly knew she was a goddess.

She looked at me and said, 'I like you,' and then she made me do 100 push-ups just for fun.

She smiled at me and said, 'I'm not that pretty,' and then I instantly became her slave.