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a human-shaped blob that lives in their room like a hermit crab, playing WoW so much they forget how to talk to people, and would rather be eaten by a dragon than go outside

I’ve been playing WoW for 3 days straight. My mom thinks I’m dead.

This guy logged into WoW at 3 a. m. and hasn’t moved since.

He told me he’d rather fight a troll in the game than talk to me in real life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

a human who is so lazy they could sleep through a zombie apocalypse and still be too tired to move

I didn’t even get out of bed today. I’m a legend.

I slept through my alarm, my mom, and my dog.

He said he was too tired to blink. I believe him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago