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a dream so good it made you happy, but it was just your brain making up a story while you were asleep

"This B+ movie was so good, I woke up thinking I was in heaven.", @Dreamer101

"I watched this movie and forgot my own name.", @CinemaBuff99

"This dream was better than my job and my ex.", @MovieBuff2023

B*Witched were a 90s girl group from Ireland who had more fans in Europe than in America. They tried to mix old-timey Irish tunes with pop music, but it was like trying to dance in a mud pit.

"I still remember when B*Witched came on the radio. I thought I was going to die from how bad they sounded.", @90s_mom

"They were like the Irish version of a bad pizza. It had some good stuff, but it was mostly just cheese and regret.", @pop_fanatic

"I had a crush on one of them. Then I listened to their song. I broke up with my crush.", @crush_failure

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*witched

B*Witched were a girl band from Ireland that were huge in Europe but barely made it to America. They tried to mix Irish folk with pop, but it was like putting a frog in a blender.

"My mom made me wear a B*Witched shirt to school. I got bullied for it.", @school_failure

"They were like a musical version of a family dinner. Everyone was there, but no one was happy.", @music_hater

"I still hate their song. It’s like the sound of my childhood nightmares.", @hate_songs

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*witched

B*Witched were a girl group from Ireland that were super popular in Europe but barely noticed in America. They tried to mix folk music with pop, but it was like trying to make a cake with a hammer.

"My cousin dated one of them. She didn’t even know she was dating a B*Witched member.", @cousin_blame

"They were like the Irish version of a bad hair day. It was cute, but it was also a disaster.", @hair_hater

"I tried to dance to their song. I ended up in the hospital.", @dance_failure

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*town

B-town is Bordentown, NJ. The only town that matters. Berkeley and Bloomington are just losers who don't have 'town' in their names.

My cousin moved to B-town and now he's a real person. I'm still stuck in the middle of nowhere.

B-town is the only real town. Everyone else is just pretending.

I told my friend he was a fake town. He moved to B-town and now he's real.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*town

B-town is a nickname for Bloomington, Indiana. It's where college kids go to get wasted and forget their problems.

I went to B-town and came back a better person. Or at least a more drunk person.

My sister went to B-town and now she talks like a barista.

I told my friend he was a loser. He went to B-town and now he's a legend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*town

B-town is slang for Berkeley. Home of the Pack. The only place where people think college is a real thing.

I went to B-town and now I think college is a real thing. I used to think it was fake.

My friend went to B-town and now he thinks he's a real person.

B-town is the only place where people are still pretending to be students.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*town

B-town is Bloomington, Indiana. Home of the best party school in the world. IU is where girls go to get drunk and forget their lives.

My friend went to IU and came back a drunk girl. I didn't even know she had a life.

B-town is where people go to forget their problems and remember their regrets.

I told my friend he was a loser. He went to B-town and now he's a legend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*town

B-town refers to Brampton or Brown Town. It's where people go to be confused and forget their lives.

I went to B-town and came back confused. I didn't even know I had a life.

My friend went to B-town and now he's confused and thinks he's a real person.

B-town is where people go to forget their lives and remember their confusion.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*town

B-town is a nickname for Bloomington, Indiana. Home of the Hoosiers. Cutters are the people who cut limestone or just pretend they do.

My friend is a Cutter. He cuts limestone and thinks he's a real person.

I went to B-town and came back a Cutter. I didn't even know I cut limestone.

B-town is where people go to be Cutters and pretend they work.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*town

B-town is the nickname for Berkeley, California. Home of the real people who know what college is.

I went to B-town and came back a real person. I used to think I was fake.

My friend went to B-town and now he knows what college really is.

B-town is where people go to be real and forget they ever were fake.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*tches be bonkers

A loud shout you yell when someone acts like a brain-dead monkey.

B*tches be bonkers! She tried to flirt with my dad at the grocery store.

B*tches be bonkers! He spent $200 on a hot dog.

B*tches be bonkers! She left her phone at the gas station.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*tches be bonkers

What you scream when someone makes a choice that makes no sense whatsoever.

B*tches be bonkers! He took the wrong exit and ended up in Ohio.

B*tches be bonkers! She wore pajamas to work on a Monday.

B*tches be bonkers! He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*tches be bonkers

A loud curse you yell when someone does something that should've been easy.

B*tches be bonkers! He couldn't find his keys after looking for ten minutes.

B*tches be bonkers! She spilled coffee on her boss's shirt.

B*tches be bonkers! He missed the bus because he was watching TikTok.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*tches be bonkers

A phrase you yell when someone does something so dumb it hurts your brain.

B*tches be bonkers! She tried to text while driving and crashed into a tree.

B*tches be bonkers! He bought a cat and didn't know how to feed it.

B*tches be bonkers! She wore socks with sandals to a party.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*tches be bonkers

What you yell when someone does something so crazy it makes you want to scream.

B*tches be bonkers! He tried to dance in the middle of the street.

B*tches be bonkers! She wore a hat made of cheese to school.

B*tches be bonkers! He tried to talk to a pigeon.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*lla

A lying piece of garbage who cheated and then said you weren't even in a relationship with them like they're the king of the world

She texted me 'you weren't even in a relationship with me' when I caught her with her ex

He DM'd me 'she's not even in a relationship with you' and I was like 'what planet are you on?'

She told my friend 'you weren't even in a relationship with me' and my friend cried

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B*lla

A total piece of garbage who cheated and then acted like you never even existed

She texted my friend 'you never even existed' after she cheated on him

He said 'she never even existed' and my friend was like 'what?'

She told my best friend 'you weren't even in a relationship with me' and he got angry

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B* Muffin

The B* Muffin is the muffin you wish you were. Found in the wild or in your lunch, this muffin is like a boss battle. It’s better than blueberry and will probably laugh at you.

Just ate a B* Muffin. Now I’m rich. Literally. My stomach’s got a 401(k).

This muffin is the reason I skipped school. It’s that good.

My mom said I could eat the B* Muffin if I cleaned my room. I cleaned my room. Then I ate the muffin. Now I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B* Muffin

The B* Muffin is the muffin that’s so good it’s almost sacred. Found in the forest or on a plate, it’s like the king of muffins. You will probably cry if you don’t eat it.

I saw the B* Muffin in the woods. It was wearing a crown. I tried to talk to it. It ignored me.

My friend said the B* Muffin is like a god. I believe him. I ate one and I got a migraine. Now I’m a believer.

I had a dream about the B* Muffin. It told me to eat it. I did. Now I’m famous.

by Slangipedia 17d ago