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B00bz0rz!!11
A stupid, f***ing word used by geeks who think they’re cool because they saw a girl’s boobs once and now they type B00bz0rz!!11 like it’s the greatest thing ever.
B00bz0rz!!11
B00bz0rz!!11, I’m f***ed
B00bz0rz!!11, I’m the best
B00f
The only person who will still talk to you after you eat a whole pizza by yourself and then pass out on the couch
My b00f called me at 2 AM because I snored like a dying raccoon.
He texted me: 'You’re still my b00f even if you ate my last chicken nugget.'
She showed up at my house with a sleeping bag and a sandwich because I passed out on her couch.
B00f
Your best friend, but only if you don’t do anything stupid like fight a chicken at the grocery store
My b00f sent me a video of me screaming at a chicken like it owed me money.
He texted me: 'You’re still my b00f… I guess.'
She showed up with a chicken and a coupon for free chicken nuggets because I fought one at the store.
B00f
The friend who still talks to you even after you eat ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then tell them they’re ugly
My b00f texted me: 'You’re still my b00f even if you’re a ramen-shaped idiot.'
He showed up at my house with a bowl of ramen and a face mask because I called him ugly.
She yelled at me through a ramen noodle: 'You’re my b00f, and I still love you!'
B00b N00b
A man who thinks he's a stud but can't even talk to a girl without tripping over his own feet
He tried to flirt with the barista and spilled his coffee
He asked a girl out and said 'hi' twice before walking away
He tried to text a girl and sent the same message 7 times
B00b N00b
A guy who acts like he's been with 100 girls but has never kissed one
He told his friend he had a 'wild night' but just watched a movie
He tried to kiss his crush and bumped her shoulder
He asked a girl to prom and forgot what prom even was
B00b N00b
A man who thinks a girl is into him just because she smiled at him once
He texted her 12 times because she said 'hi' once
He came to her class just to see her
He asked her if she wanted to be his 'girlfriend' and she said 'no'
B00b N00b
A guy who thinks being a 'b00b n00b' is a badge of honor even though he's just bad at life
He said he's a 'legend' but can't even tie his shoes
He claims to be a 'master' but can't even remember his own phone number
He calls his little brother a 'b00b n00b' but he's the real one
B00b N00b
A guy who thinks he's hot but can't even look a girl in the eye without blushing like a tomato
He tried to say 'hi' and turned red
He stared at a girl for 10 minutes and she walked away
He tried to talk to her and just said 'hi' and ran
B00b N00b
A guy who thinks he's a player but has only ever dated his mom
He said he's got 'game' but just asked his mom for a snack
He called his mom 'his first love' and she said 'you're not cute'
He tried to ask a girl out and said 'I'm just like my mom'
B00B13Z
The dumbest, most annoying way to say boobies, like a kid who thinks they're cool
B00B13Z is the worst thing I've ever seen
Why do people still use B00B13Z
B00B13Z is just a waste of time
B00B13Z
A stupid, ghey, fake way to spell boobies that makes you want to scream
I saw B00B13Z and I almost cried
Why would anyone use B00B13Z
B00B13Z is the worst thing ever
B00B13Z
The most ridiculous way to spell boobies, like a loser trying to sound smart
B00B13Z is so fake
My friend uses B00B13Z and it's embarrassing
I hate B00B13Z more than my math teacher
B00B13Z
A goofy, dumb way to say boobies, like a kid who thinks they're edgy
B00B13Z is so basic
My friend uses B00B13Z and it's cringe
B00B13Z is the worst thing ever
B00B13Z
The most annoying, fake, leetspeak way to spell boobies that makes your brain hurt
B00B13Z is the worst
Why do people still use B00B13Z
B00B13Z is so annoying
B00B13Z
A stupid, ghey, leetspeak way to spell boobies that makes you want to throw up
I can't stand B00B13Z
B00B13Z is so gross
Why would anyone use B00B13Z
B000EULZDC
Got owned in the worst way possible.
You lost so bad it looked like you were crying for help.
They beat you like a rented mule.
You got smashed so hard you didn't even know what happened.
B000EULZDC
Got destroyed by someone who’s way better.
You lost so bad it looked like you were begging for mercy.
They wiped the floor with you like you were a rookie.
You got pummeled so hard you forgot your own name.
B000EULZDC
Lost so bad it felt like a personal attack.
You lost so bad it felt like they were roasting you.
They beat you like you were a piece of cake.
You got trounced so hard you were still sore the next day.
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