B00f

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The only person who will still talk to you after you eat a whole pizza by yourself and then pass out on the couch

My b00f called me at 2 AM because I snored like a dying raccoon.

He texted me: 'You’re still my b00f even if you ate my last chicken nugget.'

She showed up at my house with a sleeping bag and a sandwich because I passed out on her couch.

Your best friend, but only if you don’t do anything stupid like fight a chicken at the grocery store

My b00f sent me a video of me screaming at a chicken like it owed me money.

He texted me: 'You’re still my b00f… I guess.'

She showed up with a chicken and a coupon for free chicken nuggets because I fought one at the store.

The friend who still talks to you even after you eat ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then tell them they’re ugly

My b00f texted me: 'You’re still my b00f even if you’re a ramen-shaped idiot.'

He showed up at my house with a bowl of ramen and a face mask because I called him ugly.

She yelled at me through a ramen noodle: 'You’re my b00f, and I still love you!'