Discover Slang

My cousin stayed at a B&[ and said the breakfast was ‘meh.’

My friend’s B&[ had a bed that looked like it was from the 80s.

My brother’s B&[ had a breakfast that looked like it was from a landfill.

My sister said her BTR was '10/10' and I called her a fake.

My friend said his BTR was '5/10' and I told him to stop eating so much pizza.

My mom said her BTR was '9/10' and I said she was full of it.

My dad said 'B[' and I knew he didn’t want any more brothers.

My friend said 'B[' and I knew he was planning to stay single.

My teacher said 'B[' and I knew she was done with our class.

My brother said 'B[' and I knew he was trying to avoid being a dad.

My friend said 'B[' and I knew he was trying to save his life.

My dad said 'B[' and I knew he was doing it for the sake of his pants.

My mom texted me 'B[' and I knew she was happy.

My friend saw it on my phone and said 'You’re smiling like you just got a raise.'

My dog wagged his tail when I showed him 'B['.

My cousin’s BAbooka hit me like a fart in a elevator.

That BAbooka was louder than my mom’s voice when she found out I failed math.

BAbooka is the reason I don’t wear pants in public anymore.

My BAbooka was so bad, my dog ran away from me.

That BAbooka was like a cheese factory exploded in my pants.

I tried to hide my BAbooka, but it was louder than my sister’s screaming.

My BAbooka was so strong, it knocked out my neighbor.

I could smell my BAbooka from across the room like it was screaming at me.

That BAbooka was so bad, I had to leave the party.

My BAbooka was so bad, my teacher made me go to the bathroom.

That BAbooka came out like a fart at a funeral.

I could smell my BAbooka before I even saw my friend.

My BAbooka was so strong, it could knock out a horse.

That BAbooka was louder than my dad’s loud sneezes.

I could smell my BAbooka from the next town over.

My BAbooka hit me like a truck full of farts.

That BAbooka was so bad, my dog threw up.

I could smell my BAbooka before I even walked into the room.

I tried to finish my homework, but BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana showed up and ruined everything.

My mom’s cooking is BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and smells like old socks in a trash can.

That song on repeat is BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I want to scream.

My teacher’s speech was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I fell asleep.

That movie was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I wish I could time travel.

The instructions for my video game were BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I just gave up.

The noise from the party was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I wanted to hide in a closet.

My brother’s YouTube video was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I lost my mind.

That alarm clock was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I threw it out the window.

That math test was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I failed.

My neighbor’s dog barking was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I just screamed.

That text message was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I deleted it forever.

My mom’s nagging is BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I just want to die.

That homework was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I threw it at the wall.

My brother’s Fortnite game was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I just walked out.

That presentation was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I fell asleep in the middle.

That song was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I want to die.

That essay was BAananananananananananananananananananananananananananannanananananana and I just screamed into a pillow.

My cousin's got baboompas so huge they’re like two watermelons fighting for space.

I asked her if she had a twin, she said, 'No, but my baboompas are twins.'

He tried to lift her up, but her baboompas just pulled him down.

I tried to do push-ups, but her baboompas made me do sit-ups instead.

She walks in, and the whole gym stops. That’s the power of baboompas.

He said he could bench press 200 pounds, but her baboompas made him cry.

She wore a bra like it was a helmet. Her baboompas needed protection.

He said he’d move mountains for her. Then he saw her baboompas.

Her baboompas were so huge, they blocked the sun.