B*town
B-town is Bloomington, Indiana. Home of the best party school in the world. IU is where girls go to get drunk and forget their lives.
My friend went to IU and came back a drunk girl. I didn't even know she had a life.
B-town is where people go to forget their problems and remember their regrets.
I told my friend he was a loser. He went to B-town and now he's a legend.